The Miami Heat are three wins away from their second consecutive trip to the NBA Finals after taking down the Boston Celtics 93-79 last night.And while the rest of the world seethes in furious anger in their unbridled and irrational hatred at this news, perhaps even blaming LeBron James for…
For more than a year, Karina Eddé spent just about every waking minute dreaming up her perfect wedding. Dozens of friends and relatives would fly in from around the world, meet on a giant yacht festooned with handmade decorations on the Miami River, and then sail in the moonlight to…
Don’t worry, Marc Sarnoff. We’re just not all cut out for show business. The City of Miami’s most frenetically incompetent commissioner — he of the pop-up pedophile-thwarting parks, a personal arsenal of firearms, and lies about his family lineage — noticed that South Florida is finally becoming a top-flight film…
So a naked a man was shot and killed by City of Miami police yesterday after he was caught literally chewing off the face of another man on a sidewalk near the MacArthur Causeway. That’s really all you need to know to send your head off into a tizzy, but…
Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was driving along a Central Florida road early Sunday morning, likely under the influence, when his car nearly sideswiped a Florida Highway Patrol captain’s car. That’s horrible enough, but it was Bird’s outrageous actions caught on videotape after his arrest that are making news.Once placed in…
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Can we try to keep our internet memes to fun things like cats and bastardizations of Disney characters? Because the sad, avoidable homicide of an unarmed Miami Gardens teenager should really not be grounds for memedom.And yet, apparently a new Tebowing-like craze called “Trayvoning” has emerged on the internet…
Despite reports the University of Miami had reached out to the Big 12 conference to gauge interest in a possible move in case several ACC members leave for more Midwestern pastures, athletic director Shawn Eichorst has broken his silence on the matter. He laims the U is “committed to the ACC.”…
Last night’s sloppy game between the San Francisco Giants and the Miami Marlins saw pitching so bad the score ended up in NFL territory. Naturally, the Marlins ended up as the sloppiest team on the field and lost the game 14-7. They also almost lost Logan Morrison’s pretty little face…
Many believe that Carlos Gimenez’s endorsement from several gay rights groups in the Miami-Dade County mayoral election helped propel him to a narrow victory over Julio Robaina. So why the hell was he speaking at a breakfast sponsored by the Christian Family Coalition, a fringe organization most notable for opposing…
The first high-profile arrest of Miami Beach police’s pumped-up presence heading into Memorial Day weekend or just a coincidence?New Yorks Knicks player J.R. Smith was arrested on South Beach on a warrant for not having a valid driver’s license last night around 9…
Remember when Dwyane Wade crapped the bed last week and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft.Wade dropped 41 points in Miami’s 105-93 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers. MV3 scored 20 of his 41 in the second quarter, going 8-for-11 from the floor, and leading the…
Debbie Wasserman Schultz is one of the Democratic Party’s fiercest defenders of Israel. She was the first Jewish congresswoman elected from Florida, she backed George W. Bush’s hardline approach to peace negotiations in Palestine, and she was instrumental in the U.S. declaring May “Jewish American Heritage Month.”But apparently that wasn’t…
In a $1.8 million effort to control crowds (and, lets be honest, discourage Urban Beach Week festivities from happening in the future), South Beach will resemble nothing short of a police state this weekend. Though, The Miami Herald’s Miami Beach reporter David Smiley tweets that “projected Memorial Day weekend Miami…
Is there such a thing as reading too much into the schedule of a book tour? Maybe, maybe not, but the Associated Press just got a hold of Marco Rubio’s touring schedule to promote his upcoming memoir, An American Son, and, well, what do you know, it hits up a…
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Every once in a while, whatever deity-like being that controls crime in Florida (some religions refer to him as Saint Crackerious of Tallahassee) takes out three hats. One contains the names of every Florida town, the next holds the names of a fast-food restaurant, and the other has a series…
Kyle Morrison, 22, has been arrested for trying to storm the American Airlines Arena court without pants during the Miami Heat’s win against the Indiana Pacers Tuesday night. He now faces charges of disorderly conduct, resisting an officer with violence, battery on an officer, trespassing, and indecent exposure. Apparently the guy…
Florida Gov. Rick Scott is taking his political follies to the international level.King Juan Carlos I is feeling the fallout of one of the biggest controversies of his life for going on an elephant hunting trip in Botswana. It’s a touchy subject in the country right now. Scott is on…
Another day, another poll, another outcome. Yesterday, Qunnipiac released a poll in Florida that found Mitt Romney had taken the lead in Florida, and today they’ve released a poll showing that Bill Nelson and Connie Mack IV are now tied in the Senate race. Though, today also saw the release…
Remember last Memorial Day weekend on South Beach? Yes, that was the one when Miami Beach cops unloaded more than a hundred rounds into the car of Raymond Herisse, a Palm Beach resident police say tried to run them over on Collins Avenue. Not all those bullets hit Herisse, though. At…
Ever notice how New Yorkers have such strong opinions about what makes a person a “real” New Yorker? (The answer: You have strong opinions about what makes one a real New Yorker.) The phrase “Real New Yorker” has 802,000 Google results. The phrase “Real Miamian” nets only 347 results.We’re a transient,…
