The Mystery of Missing Fort Lauderdale Millionaire Guma Aguiar
Fort Lauderdale Millionaire Guma Aguiar’s Disappearance at Sea Is a Mystery
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TSA at MIA: 35 Guns, a Chainsaw, and a Cannonball Confiscated
“Leaked”: Charlie Crist’s Gubernatorial Platform
Leaked: Charlie Crist’s Gubernatorial Platform
New World School of the Arts Accused of Giving Preferential Treatment to Students Who Pay for Summer Camp
New World School of the Arts Summer Camp Preferential Treatment
New World School of the Arts Accused of Giving Preferential Treatment to Students Who Pay for Summer Camp
Gov. Rick Scott Paid $5,000 to an Accused Ballot Collector
Gov. Rick Scott Paid $5,000 to an Accused Ballot Collector
America’s Fracking Gold Rush Portends the Greatest Environmental Disaster of a Generation
America’s Fracking Gold Rush Portends the Greatest Environmental Disaster of a Generation
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Obama “Insulted Blacks” By Appearing on DJ Laz’s Show, Says Conservative Columnist
So remember when President Obama called into DJ Laz Morning Show last week? Well, according to conservative columnist Clarence McKee that appearance was an “insult” to all of black American that “cheapened the office of president of the United States.” Because, you know, Laz goes by the nickname of “Pimp…
305 Photo of the Day: Caught in the Surf
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Michele Traverso Pleads Guilty to Rickenbacker Hit-and-Run That Left Bicyclist Dead
Michele Traverso has plead guilty to charges related to a hit-and-run accident on the Rickenbacker that left bicyclist Aaron Cohen for dead. Traverso could face a maximum of 35 years in prison…
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Report: 58.6 Percent of Floridians Will Be Obese By 2030
According to a new report, 58.6 percent of Florida adults could be obese by 2030. Not just packing a few extra pounds, not just overweight, but obese with a big, round, voluptuous capital “O.” According to the Trust for America’s Health annual “F as in Fat” report, if obesity trends…
Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada Were Officially Divorced This Morning
Former NFL player Chad Johnson and Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada were officially divorced earlier this morning. The two had only wed over the July 4th weekend following a romance that was chronicled both on Lozada’s VH1 reality show and in the gossip press, but Johnson was arrested just weeks…
Man Arrested for Sex With Miniature Donkey: “Florida is a Backwards State”
Carlos Romero, a 31-year-old farmhand from Marion County, Florida, was recently arrested for committing a sexual act with a donkey, but when he was arrested, he told deputies that “Florida is a backward state, and people frown on zoophilia here.” Wait, are there forward-thinking, progressive states that don’t frown on…
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Florida Panthers Lay Off Their Mascot Due to NHL Lockout
Just as soon as it seemed the Florida Panthers had figured out how to not totally suck, the NHL is now in a lockout. Yes, the Panthers won their first divisional championship ever last year, and made it to the playoffs for the first time in 12 years, all with…
Fire Jeff Ireland Watch: Let The Countdown Commence!
Miami Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland’s mismanagement of the Fins — comically whiffing on everything from prospective free agents to current players to young college kids whose mothers were probably not crack-smoking prostitutes — has been well-documented. He’s quite the controversial, talent-repelling jerk, this one.But how close is Jeff Ireland…
How Do You Know When You’re a Real Floridian?
Earlier this year, we asked the question, “How do you know you’re a real Miamian?” Which obviously got us thinking: How do you know when you’re a real Floridan?This is a state full of retirees and transients. Even if you were born here, there’s a good chance your parents probably…
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Carnival Let Drunk Man Fall Overboard, Falsely Called It Suicide, Lawsuit Claims
A Texas woman claims in a lawsuit that Carnival Cruise Lines was not only responsible for the death of her husband after he fell overboard last September, but also slandered her family by telling the media that he had committed suicide. Clint Markham, who died after falling off a Carnival…
Note To Mitt Romney: To Win Florida You Must Care About the “47 Percent”
Yesterday’s now infamous leaked video in which Mitt Romney said it was his “job not to worry about those” 47 percent of people who don’t pay income taxes has certainly provided lots of fodder for his enemies. But even Romney supporters ought to be upset. The fact that their nominee…
American Airlines To Lay Off Up To 1,209 People at Miami International Airport
As many as 1,209 workers could find themselves out of work soon. American Airlines has filed a notice with the state that it plans to layoff up to 1,414 people between November 16 and December 16, just in time for the holidays. The vast majority of those jobs will be…
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305 Photo of the Day: Pink Trash Day
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Jeff Ireland Called a Dolphins Fan an Asshole
Jeff Ireland, the Miami Dolphins general manager best noted for asking Dez Bryant if his mother was a prostitute, has let his mouth get him into more trouble. During Sunday’s game, a fan informed Ireland that he should “fire himself.” (Of all the things angry sports fans usually tell others…
The “Stuff Miami Hurricanes Fans Say” Video Is Finally Here
So, we’ve had “Shit Miami Girls (and Guys) Say” and “Stuff Miami Heat Fans Say,” and now finally we have “Stuff Miami Hurricanes Fans Say.” Yeah, the guy behind the Miami Heat video has finally applied his magic to the Canes Nation. And it is totally true: No, we don’t…
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Floridians Warned Not to Interrupt Big Manatee Orgies
If you see a large group of manatees suddenly show up in shallow water and start rubbing up against each other, there’s a good chance they’re humping, and you shouldn’t try to interrupt them.Recently, such a group has appeared near Siesta Beach on Siesta Key, and wildlife officials have had…