Ozzie Guillen: I Don’t Respect Heath Bell “As a Person”

It’s never a good sign when a baseball team’s locker room drama is so much more interesting to follow then their on field efforts.The fish fight between Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen and pitcher Heath Bell continues with Guillen throwing the latest bomb. It’s not that he’s lost respect for…

Florida Stripper Arrested for Sex with Teen Boy

A Florida stripper was found carrying out an illicit affair with a boy so young he wouldn’t even be admitted into her place of work.Lauralee Beckham Jones of Gulfport, Florida, was arrested this week for having sex with a boy under the age of 16 for two weeks…

Florida Woman Beheads Kids’ Pet Rabbit in Front of Them

Leave it to someone from Florida to one-up the rabbit-related craziness of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.Tina Sandlin of Bay County, Florida, called two children out of their home and then decapitated their pet rabbit in front of them. When police finally arrested her, they found her hiding underneath a…

Fire Jeff Ireland Watch: A Jets-Sized Nail In the Coffin

Last week, we introduced “Fire Jeff Ireland Watch,” Riptide’s newest feature, where our crack team of employment termination scientists gauge just how fireable the Dolphins loathed general manager is at the moment following his latest series of horrific blunders. This week, the Ginger Devil’s awful drafting, terrible personnel decisions and general…