Marco Rubio Is Going Bald, According to Esquire

We guess it’s a sure sign that you really are a political superstar when men’s magazine Esquire starts writing about your hair.The mag’s website points out that Marco Rubio’s hair is looking mighty thin up on top lately, and thinks the Florida senator is trying to overcompensate for it in…

Stripper Shot at Miami Garden’s Strip Club

Early this morning, two people, including a dancer, were injured during a shooting at The Office Gentlemen’s Club in Miami Gardens. The shooter is believe to be a man who got in an argument with one of the club’s bouncers…

Panamanian Woman Busted Smuggling Three Pounds of Cocaine In Breast Implants

Congratulations, cocaine smugglers. You’ve successfully moved the War on Drugs from island-hopping airplanes to Caribbean submarines to the most daring transportation method yet: Huge breast implants.A Panamanian woman flying out of Bogota, Colombia has been arrested in Spain after cops became suspicious of her fresh boob job. They eventually found…

Pam Bondi Bans 22 New Synthetic Drugs In Florida

Need a perfect illustration of just absurd the fight against synthetic drugs has become? Take a look at the latest legal missive from Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, who has just banned 22 new synthetic versions of weed and cocaine on sale in the Sunshine State. The document reads more…

LeBron James: “Charles Barkley Needs to Shut Up”

Basketball star turned professional mouth Charles Barkley has emerged as the preeminent Miami Heat hater of our times, and LeBron James for one has had enough.James told Barkley to “shut up” point blank after the TNT analyst took shots at Dwyane Wade’s athletic ability…

Hurricanes Player Thomas Finnie Arrested for Laptop Theft

University of Miami Hurricanes player Thomas Finnie may not have the name recognition of Cam Newton, but he finds himself in a similar situation. No, not in contention for a Heisman, but accused of a laptop theft.The defensive back was arrested today on charges of occupied burglary and grand larceny…

Wisconsin Reportedly Interested in Hurricanes Coach Al Golden

Al Golden has only compiled a 13-11 record as head coach of the Miami Hurricanes, but he’s done so under difficult circumstances. His efforts have caught the eye of other schools’ Athletic Directors, and he’s been rumored as a possible candidate for recent vacancies at Boston College and Tennessee. Now,…