Here’s Video of the “Satanists” for Rick Scott Rally

So, it turned out that those “Satanists” who announced that they were rallying in favor of Rick Scott were really actors for a mockumentary about “the nicest Satanic cult in the world.” Though it may have been fiction, the rally still went down as planned this week on the steps…

Manny Diaz Might Run for Governor of Florida

Former Miami Mayor Manny Diaz’s name has long been thrown around when it comes to possible Democratic candidates for statewide office, but it appears he may finally be preparing to run for Governor. He hasn’t said anything publicly, but Naked Politics reports that there are plenty of signs that a…

Ex-Dolphins QB Pat White Signs With The Marlins

Sometimes it seems the Marlins and Dolphins are trying to pull one big joke on South Florida, and now it appears the Marlins are set to recycle one of the Dolphins biggest punchlines.Pat White, a name synonymous with Bill Parcells’ crappy draft picks, has been offered a minor league contract…

201,000 Floridians Didn’t Vote Because of Long Lines

Remember those ridiculously long lines on Election Day? Well, according to a new analysis about 201,000 Floridians were so frustrated they gave up and got out of line before actually casting their ballot. That’s a relatively small number of the 8.4 million Floridians who did vote, but in a presidential…

Python Hunters Wear Snake Piss-Like Cologne, Apparently

Surely you’ve heard of Florida’s ongoing snake hunting challenge, but have you ever thought about the types of people that actually are out there participating? Much like the beasts they’re hunting, they appear to be a strange breed.For instance, apparently they wear the stench of snake urine-like a cologne…

Sorry Miami, That’s Not Really Hugo Chavez On a Breathing Machine

The dramatic photo went viral last night, shared hundreds of times on Facebook and splashed across Latin American blogs. It showed Hugo Chavez in exactly the kind of dire condition so many of his opponents believed he was in since missing his inauguration earlier this month: Strapped into a breathing…