Heat Trade Dexter Pittman: His Greatest Heat Hits

In a shocking move that should surely rile the Miami fanbase, Pat Riley has decided to trade certified superstar Dexter Pittman to the Memphis Grizzlies. The legendary center will be dealt away with a second round pick. The Heat will gain a trade exception the “draft rights of forward Ricky…

Marco Rubio Poll: More View Him Unfavorably Than Favorably

Sure, he might have raised a lot of money selling those water bottles, but it appears Marco Rubio’s response to the State of the Union didn’t do him any favors in the favorability department.The GOP golden boy is accustomed to sterling poll results, but a new Pew poll shows that…

Walmart’s Midtown Miami Design Plans Rejected by Review Board

From the moment Walmart announced plans to build a 16,000-square-foot store in the heart of midtown, activists have clashed with the retail giant over whether the store could fit into the booming neighborhood’s aesthetic. Last night, the city’s Urban Development Review Board chimed in with a resounding rejection of Walmart’s…

West Little Havana Strip Mall Fire Kills 30 Puppies

After Miami firefighters got control of a blaze tearing through a strip mall in west Little Havana late last night, they made a gruesome discovery inside the charred building: at least 30 puppies dead inside a gutted pet shop. “That smoke filled up that entire building pretty quickly,” Lt. Ignatius…

Three Former Miami Hurricane Coaches Facing Serious NCAA Charges

The three people who may have the most to individually fear from the NCAA’s investigation into the University of Miami are no longer with the school.According to Associated Press sources, Clint Hurtt, Aubrey Hill and Jorge Fernandez have been accused by the NCAA of purposefully misleading the investigation and violating…

The Best “Donna Shalala is a Total Bad Ass” Tweets

University of Miami’s diminutive president Donna Shalala has surprisingly emerged as the biggest bad ass in the world of sports by telling NCAA prez Mark Emmert where to stick it last night. Or as Bruce Feldman put it, “I have never seen a school President go after the NCAA like…