305 Photo of the Day: Law & Order

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Bill That Would Remove “Retarded” From Florida Law Passes State Senate

The only time you hear the word “Retard” anymore is on middle-school playgrounds, bro-centric Internet message boards and, apparently, if you overheard someone reading Florida’s state statutes. Phrases like “mental retardation,” “mental retard” and “retard” are used frequently in numerous state laws despite the fact the phrase is considered outdated…

Miami Ranked 11th Worst Traffic City in America

It’s not exactly a secret that traffic in Miami is bad, so the only thing surprising about a new list out today is that Miami didn’t make the top ten.According to data released today by the INRIX Traffic Scorecard, Miami has the 11th most congested traffic of any city in…

Florida Woman Calls 911 to Get Money Back from Drug Dealer

The problem with drug dealers is there’s really no recourse to take if you don’t find their business practices up to par. You can’t lodge a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. You can’t call up their supervisor. And you sure as hell can’t call the police to complain.Katrina Tisdale…

Uncle Luke Gives Away Free Condoms in the Hood

What time is it? Booty Time! What time is it? Booty, booty time! But you better wrap it up before you have some fun, according to Miami hip-hop icon, community activist, and alternative weekly columnist Luther Campbell. As part of an endorsement deal with New York-based b Condoms, Uncle Luke…

Miami Beach Students Overdose on Molly at School

Someone contact Cedric Gervais, because molly was found at the Feinberg Fisher K-8 school in Miami Beach this afternoon. Two 14-year-old students were apparently experimenting with the drug and had to be rushed to the hospital after complaining about a rapid heartbeat…

305 Photo of the Day: At The Top

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The New Miami Dolphins Jerseys Have Leaked

The new Miami Dolphins uniforms weren’t supposed to be unveiled until Thursday, but it looks like they’ve hit the web a little earlier than scheduled. The only part of the new unis we’d seen till now had been a bit of white face mask…

Shane Battier Got a Truck Full of Bud Light

Recently, the Miami Heat’s Shane Battier admitted that his only pregame superstition is sticking to drinking the same beer.”I try to drink the same beer — Bud Light — but that’s about it,” Battier told an NBA.com blog. “You never know. I don’t want to chance luck and switch up…