305 Photo of the Day: Big Toe

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Florida’s Super-Rich Population Grew By 500 Last Year

Perhaps you’re worried about paying your rent, or you’re kind of angry the Subway value meal deal went from $5 to $6, or you’re busy looking up instructions on how to make thrifty DIY holiday gifts for your family right now. Well, boy, do we have some good news for…

New Rep. Carlos Curbelo Is Already In Trouble Over His Campaign Finances

As Joe Garcia desperately fought to hang onto his Congressional office this fall, we described it as the battle for “Florida’s dirtiest district.” After all, Garcia’s predecessor, David Rivera, has faced down repeated investigations from the feds and watched former colleague Ana Alliegro head to prison over an election scheme…

Miami Hurricanes Basketball Team Surges Into AP Poll at #17

All hopes of the Miami Hurricanes football team crashing into the top 25 seem to be dashed this season, but the basketball team should help dry some of those tears. After beating then 7th-ranked Florida last week and breezing through a minor tournament this weekend, the 5-0 team debuted at…

305 Photo of the Day: Dark Deco

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Dolphins Attempt Worst Onside Kick in History, Lose to Broncos

Just when you think the Miami Dolphins have embarrassed themselves in every possible fashion, they invent new and peculiar ways to make you face-palm. Following a late touchdown and subsequent two-point conversion to cut the Broncos’ lead to 39-36, Dolphins kicker Caleb Sturgis lined up for an onside kick. Just…

Jose Canseco Is Not Auctioning Off His Finger on eBay

We’ve been so busy feeling the schadenfreude of A-Rod, that we’ve almost forgotten to be embarrassed lately about the original hulking Miami-born baseball slugger: Jose Canseco. In October Canseco accidentally blasted his own finger off while cleaning a gun in his kitchen. That appears to be true, but a few…

RIP, Gabe Cortez, Midtown Miami’s Auto Mechanic Wizard

The voice — deep, sonorous, and slow — rang out every time a customer called the shop: “Plaza Tire & Auto. Gabe Cortez speaking.” For more than 35 years, Cortez’s humor, patience, and honesty have made life better for the untold Miamians who took their ailing cars to his midtown…