Miami-Dade Passes Transgender Inclusive Human Rights Ordinance

More than 35 years after Anita Bryant’s crusade to have gays and lesbians denied basic rights in Miami-Dade and following a more recent political battle that saw a once powerful county commissioner defeated earlier this year, the county’s Human Rights Ordinance now finally protects citizens on the basis of gender…

Al Golden Firing Rumors Spiral Out of Control

After a disappointing 6-6 season, Miami Hurricanes coach Al Golden definitely seems like he might be in the hot seat. Upset fans are already calling for his ouster, and today a WQAM host stoked the rumors by reporting that Golden could be gone as soon as tonight. However, school officials…

Bath Salts Didn’t Cause the Miami Cannibal Attack, Scientists Say

In May 2012, the nation first caught wind of “bath salts” thanks to the “Miami Cannibal” attack. In the hours after Rudy Eugene chewed the face off homeless man Ronald Poppo near the MacArthur Causeway and was fatally shot by cops, a Miami Police spokesman speculated that the synthetic drug…

Dolphins in Playoff Hunt After Sneaking Past Terrible Jets Team

It may not have been the prettiest win Miami Dolphins fans have ever witnessed, but it came against the Jets, so we’ll take it! J-E-T-S SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! The Dolphins beat the Jets 16-13 Monday night and would find themselves in the not-so-familiar position of being in the playoffs if…

Florida GOP Official Tweets Ferguson “Thugs” Should Be Firehosed

Back in 1963, Birmingham Commissioner of Public Safety Bull Connor turned firehoses on African-Americans who were protesting his virulent segregationist policies. Those tactics, along with the use of attack dogs on protestors, were considered so violent that they actually helped turn public opinion against segregation and lesser civil rights for…

Miami Men Stole Live Rock From Florida Keys Sanctuary, Feds Say

It’s a bad time to be skirting the rules about harvesting endangered coral and live rock in the Keys. A multi-year investigation called “Operation Rock Bottom” has already netted more than half a dozen indictments of businessmen accused of illegally selling the protected marine life. Two Miami men are the…

Miami Bishop to Obama: “Stop Being a Sodomite”

Episcopalian Bishop Leopold Frade had some strong words for President Obama last week: “I am asking President Obama to stop being a sodomite!” Now, before jumping to conclusions, know that Episcopalians are totally down with the gays, and in 2012 Frade personally authorized the church’s first recognition of gay marriage…

Critical Mass Heads West Into Coral Gables Tonight

Critical Mass, the monthly bike ride that takes over entire roads, happens to occur on Black Friday this month. At least fewer people are working today. Which is a good thing, unless, of course, you’re coming home with a car loaded with shopping bags sometime after 7:15 tonight. Tonight’s ride,…

Has Miami Blown Its Shot at Major League Soccer?

Another Major League Soccer season edges toward a close this weekend as four teams fight for a spot in the final. Tomorrow could be Thierry Henry’s last game. Sunday could be the same for U.S. legend Landon Donovan. No matter which teams make the final, however, the biggest loser could…