Poll: Floridians Really Don’t Want Guns on Campuses

Floridians can’t agree on a lot. Which is to be expected in such a diverse swing state, and the results of USF’s annual Sunshine State Survey certainly attest to that. Floridians are split on all sorts of hot button issues from Common Core to offshore drilling.  In fact, one of…

Philip Levine, Challengers Batter Each Other Over Senior Housing Towers

Rebecca Towers are a relic of another South Beach: A senior housing complex in the heart of multi-million waterfront condos. That’s also made the towers a regular target for conspiracy theorists on the beach for a simple reason: The land the government-run subsidized housing sits on is worth millions amidst…

Customs Seizes Four Pounds of Cocaine Hidden Inside Coffee at MIA

If you’ve ever wish your morning cup of coffee was a little bit stronger, well, be careful what you wish for. U.S. Customs and Border Protection Office of Field Operations officers at Miami International Airport uncovered a shipment of coffee so strong it was literally illegal. That’s because it was adulterated…

Open-Carry Gun Laws Could Be Coming to Florida

Between Stand Your Ground and the weekly insane crime news, Florida is about as close to the Wild West as it gets in today’s America. So it’s genuinely a surprise that the Sunshine State is somehow one of six states that still prohibit the public from carrying around weapons in…

Meet the Circumcised Men in Miami Trying to Regrow Their Foreskins

The blinds are drawn in Murphy’s Miami Beach bedroom as the 33-year-old pulls a white, silicone, four-inch conical contraption from his nightstand. Called a TLC Tugger, it was designed to stretch skin gradually, as earlobes are stretched for gauges. Except Murphy isn’t stretching his earlobes. His project is much more…

Miami Beach Named a Top Ten City for Singles

Are you single and living in Miami Beach? Well, congratulations, you’re living in one of the best cities in America to be flying solo according to Livability.com. The Beach came in 8th overall on the site’s top 10 list of “best cities for singles.”  The criteria used reflects overall quality…

Jeb Bush on Oregon Shooting: “Stuff Happens”

Yesterday nine people lost their lives in just the latest act of senseless mass gun violence carried out in America.  Today presidentially candidate and former Florida Governor Jeb Bush responded to the national tragedy by exclaiming, “Stuff happens.”  “I had this challenge as governor—because we had—look, stuff happens, there’s always…

Miami’s First Three Quarters of 2015 Are the Hottest in Recorded History

Have you walked outside lately? Like, anytime in the last four months?  Miami’s been pretty damned hot. In fact, a University of Miami scientist says, it’s been the hottest year to date in recorded history. Brian McNoldy, a senior research associate at the Rosenstiel School (and a passionate meteorologist: “I just…

Florida Supervillain Steals 4 Million Pounds of Citrus Fruit

A lot of weird things happen in Florida every single week, and on Fridays we’re here to bring you the weirdest. This week: Florida’s Captain Citrus gets the arch-nemesis he deserves, a mother steals her 12-year-old daughter’s ex-boyfriend, a middle-aged white lady has so much trust in police that she…

Ten Greatest Moments in Miami Sports History

How about those Dolphins? Oh, right, lets not talk about it. Instead, lets talk about some of the greatest moments in Miami sports history, shall we? And we don’t things other team happened to do here that were history. Miamians do not care about Joe Namath winning the Jets their…