Miami-Dade Embraces Artificial Turf Soccer Fields Despite Cancer Worries

You’d think Miami would have no trouble keeping green grass on its soccer fields. There’s more than ample sunlight, plenty of rain, and friendly temperatures year round. So why is Miami-Dade aggressively installing artificial turf into its parks — especially given mounting health concerns, from cancer links to ligament damage,…

Bill Could Block “Certain” Refugees From Entering Florida

Governor Rick Scott’s promise to bar Syrian refugees from settling in Florida has gotten an assist from a bill filed in the state Senate.  Sen. Wilton Simpson, R-Trilby, has filed a bill dubbed “Prevention of Acts of War,” that would effectively ban “certain” refugees from entering the state of Florida…

Miami Worldcenter Ditches Plans for Enclosed Mall

One of the most ambitious development projects slated for Miami has ditched its signature feature. The Miami Worldcenter Development has announced that it will no longer include an enclosed shopping mall. The news comes just months before the mall was scheduled to breakdown. Instead, the development will now include a…

Overturned Truck Spills Thousands of Shoes on Turnpike in Miami

Anyone whose spent time walking around Miami has on occasion spotted an unexplained pair of heels left sitting in the streets. We’re never quite sure how they get there, but shoes on the street here isn’t an unusual sight. Unless its hundred of shoes sitting on the Turnpike. That’s what happened…

Tampa Named Unsexiest Travel Destination in America

Alot of weird things in Florida happen every week, and on Fridays we’re here to bring you the weirdest. This week: Tampa gets seriously shaded, a portrait artist at Universal Studios gets seriously slashed, and some seriously uncouth Islamophobes.  Tampa Named Least Sexy Travel Destination in America  Poor Tampa. It…

Marco Rubio Addresses His High-Heeled Boots: “ISIS!”

It’s been said that some Republican candidates run their campaigns on a politics of fear. They constantly, forcibly remind their base of any potentially scary issue in the world like they’re a Boy Scout troop leader telling ghost stories around a campfire, and then present themselves as the only person…

Rick Scott Praises Donald Trump in USA Today Editorial

Florida Governor Rick Scott isn’t ready to make an endorsement in the Republican presidential nomination race, but he does have kind words for frontrunner and fellow shady businessman Donald Trump. Which should surprise exactly no one. In fact, he seems so impressed by Trump he wrote an entire USA Today editorial…

Florida Falls From First Place for Government Corruption

Here’s the good news: Florida is no longer the most corrupt state in the nation.  Here’s the bad news: We’re still corrupt as hell.  In the period from 2000 to 2010, Florida led the nation with the most federal public corruption convictions. Integrity Florida reworked the number from the period from…

Michael Bay Explains Why It’s Stupid to Own a Sports Car in Miami

Ever since Miami Vice depicted Sonny Crockett cruising around town in a Ferrari Daytona, high-powered luxury sports cars have been an unshakable facet of Miami’s cultural identity (or, at least, the stereotypical postcard version of it). It seems music videos filmed down here are required to include at least one candy-colored…

South Miami Cop Shoots Unarmed Local Football Star for No Reason

Michael Gavins just wanted a hamburger. He’d worked up a growling hunger while watching the Dolphins beat the Eagles with his childhood buddies in South Miami, where he’d grown up. The 36-year-old knew he could have been a pro himself if his knees had held up. The six-foot-six behemoth was…