University of Miami to Hire World’s First Chair of Atheism Studies

Lack of belief doesn’t necessarily mean lack of anything to study. That’s the reasoning behind the University of Miami’s decision to establish what is believed to be the world’s first academic chair “for the study of atheism, humanism and secular ethics.” The school hasn’t publically announced it yet, but several key…

Florida Cops Respond to Tourist Looking for Weed on Twitter

A lot of weird things happen in Florida every week. On Friday’s we’re here to bring you the oddest. This week: A weed-seeking tourist takes to Twitter, a lazy dildo thief and a Taco Bell-craving coma patient. Florida Police Department Responds to Tourist’s Twitter Plea For Weed Twitter user @preznixon16, who,…

Scientists Confirm Three Nile Crocodiles Were Captured Near Miami

At this point there can’t be many strange, threatening reptiles from across the globe that haven’t somehow popped up in the Florida wild. We already have instances of giant snakes like Burmese pythons and meat-eating lizards like Nile monitors. Now scientists have confirmed that Nile crocodiles are also in the state.  Back in 2009,…

Is GQ Purposely Trolling Dolphins Fans?

You wouldn’t shoot a Red Sox player in the middle of Times Square scarfing down a slice of New York-style pizza. You don’t pose Washington’s QB in downtown Dallas decked out in a 10-gallon hat and cowboy boots. You don’t let your high school team’s biggest rival’s star pose for…

Miami and FSU Personnel Playfully Feud Over Star Recruit on Twitter

Sure, facilities, opportunities, and a chance at glory are probably still important when it comes to college football recruiting, but if we’re reading the trends correctly here, it seems like today’s high-schoolers and tomorrow’s college players apparently really, really get a kick out of seeing themselves talked about on social…

Miami Rental Prices May Have Already Begun to Drop

The world laughed when Jimmy McMillan ran for New York City mayor with the slogan, “The rent is too damn high!” Yet, how many of us now repeat that line verbatim whenever we cut our landlord a check or browse apartment listings in Miami? They are, indeed, categorically, undebatably too damn…

Miami Beach Police Are Getting Rid of Memorial Day DUI Checkpoints

Miami Beach police have finalized their plans for controlling crowds and traffic on Memorial Day weekend, with one major change: This year, cars coming onto the Beach won’t be subject to a DUI checkpoint. Officer Ernesto Rodriguez, the department’s spokesman, said the checkpoint, which has been used for several years,…

Miami Beach’s Flood Pumps Send Human Waste Into Biscayne Bay

So Miami Beach’s stormwater pumps shoot water from the city’s streets and street drains into Biscayne Bay to combat flooding. You know what’s in the water it pumps directly into the Bay from the streets? Unsurprisingly, some not so clean stuff.  A new study of flood waters found incredibly high…