Talk Rodeo

During the great spring shakeup at WIOD-AM (610) — including a shuffle of the talk-show lineup and the hiring of a new program director — afternoon personality Phil Hendrie was, after just a few weeks on the air, suspended for vandalizing the studio. Then he took sick. The station’s hopes…

Rubber Sold

I am so convincing I scare myself. I’m standing in a small dingy room, staring into the lens of a video camera and demonstrating why I should be hawking Snickers on national television. A casting director is working the camera and lobbing pro forma questions about my vital statistics. Each…

Mexican Standoff

Wanna see how nasty this business is?” asks chef Cindy Rothman, riffling through her Filofax and a stack of documents. “Take a look at this.” She holds up a sheet of paper on which is photocopied in block letters: “Don’t be fooled! There’s only one Cilantro and we lost our…

That’s the Way the Check Bounces

In dealing with Haiti, the young, gifted, and liberal policymakers at the White House and the U.S. State Department have faced a seemingly insurmountable problem: how to convince Haiti’s recalcitrant military regime that this E-mail-happy group is prepared to go to war. Gunboat diplomacy, international censure, a naval blockade –…

Bring the Noise

Is America ready for Harry Pussy? Kurt Cobain thought so. Several Miamians who attended Nirvana’s November 27, 1993, concert in Bayfront Park verify that Cobain urged the amphitheater crowd to catch Harry Pussy’s set later that night at Churchill’s Hideaway in Little Haiti. Of course, Cobain didn’t actually go to…

Bold MacDonald

Donna MacDonald’s first day as executive director of the Miami Coalition for the Homeless was a harbinger of events to come. She assumed the post on Monday, August 24, 1992 — the day Hurricane Andrew propelled homelessness to new proportions in Dade County — and promptly faced her first crisis…

No Love Lost

About 100 residents of the James E. Scott Homes gathered last Monday in an auditorium near the Liberty City housing project to discuss how they might avoid eviction. Most lived with relatives who had been arrested for serious crimes, thus violating their lease agreements with Dade County’s Department of Housing…

Drive, She Said

To celebrate completion of the $224 million expansion of downtown Miami’s elevated transit system — the Metromover — county officials in late May threw open the gates: free rides for everyone until September 30. The penurious and the curious alike have had a chance to experience the high-tech, automated system…

The Surfies

A few years ago a small North Carolina cable company launched a bold experiment in television. For the first time in broadcast history, viewers were provided with around-the-clock coverage of…a fish tank. A fish tank, in point of fact, full of fish. Though FishTV received little critical acclaim (none, actually),…

Painting the Body Politic

A group of bare-chested green men with African features and leaves for hair are gathered together in a large, unfinished island landscape propped against the wall in the back room of Edouard Duval-Carrie’s Miami Beach house. Palm trees line the lush, painted shoreline, their slim trunks positioned in a row…

From Sassy to Tallahassee

The news filtered through South Florida’s environmental community like polluted runoff into the Biscayne Aquifer. Mary Williams, the top state-level environmental official in the region, was being transferred to the home office in Tallahassee. After nearly two years as director of the southeast district of the Florida Department of Environmental…

Tube or Not Tube

Earlier this month Joe Duffey, director of the U.S. Information Agency, sent Congress a copy of his long-awaited report about TV Marti. It was Duffey’s recommendation that Radio Marti’s sister station, designed to beam news and entertainment programming into Cuba, should remain on the air. In itself the recommendation wasn’t…

Now You’re Talking Security!

Art Teele wanted agenda item 6(A)9 dispensed with, and quickly. While his colleagues on the Dade County Commission shuffled through papers at their June 21 meeting, the chairman was already calling for a vote on the item, which authorized the commission to award a five-year, $35 million security contract for…

Wicked Itch

On February 12, 1968, hometown fans at Sabina Park in Kingston, Jamaica, upset with an umpire’s call in a sporting match between the West Indies national team and a visiting squad from England, express their outrage by launching beer and rum bottles onto the playing field. Ignoring appeals by both…

All’s Fair

To the untrained eye, cricket looks like a lot of standing around. Which it is. But it’s more. It’s a lot of standing around with a purpose, the purpose that links all competition: to pummel the opposition. Cricketers just happen to do this for the most part with their hands…

Poor Relations

The eighth item on the agenda at this past month’s meeting of the Metro-Dade Community Relations Board regarded the touchy subject of business cards. Seated around a long, narrow table in a cramped Government Center conference room, the 26 board members learned that it is against county policy to distribute…

No Butts

Cable-TAP invites you to produce community programming,” teased a flyer distributed to nonprofit and educational groups around Dade County. To the operators of the Miami Beach-based Alliance Film and Video Cooperative, Cable-TAP’s offer of airtime for a TV series seemed like the ideal opportunity to showcase the work of local…

A Wayne-Win Situation

For more than a year basketball fans have fretted over whether the Miami Heat will remain downtown when their lease with the Miami Arena expires in 1998. Heat management claims the arena, built for the franchise six years ago at a cost of $46 million to city taxpayers, is not…

Ethics Commission vs. Hawkins

Lost amid the sordid tales of sexual harassment are the other allegations about Larry Hawkins now under investigation by the Florida Commission on Ethics. Though less sensational, they are just as revealing. Perhaps the most serious of these involve Hawkins’s former employment with Seitlin & Company, a local insurance firm…

Razin’ in the Sun

Nearly 70 years ago, when it was built, the small red cottage on NE 89th Street was a well-to-do child’s toy, a playhouse constructed by a father as a gift for his nine-year-old daughter. Next week a wrecking ball is slated to turn it into a back yard. “After twelve…

The Wages of Skin

David Ruffner figured his new tattoo would displease his dad, a conservative tax attorney with an office on Brickell Key Drive. So for six months the seventeen-year-old Palmetto High School senior endeavored to keep the oozing five-inch skull on his right shoulder blade a secret. It made no sense to…

Larry Hawkins The Man Who Loved Women

About a month ago, during a wide-ranging, three-hour interview, Dade County Commissioner Larry Hawkins spoke about allegations that he had sexually harassed a woman who worked for Vietnam Veterans of America. Until recently Hawkins had been a member of that organization’s board of directors. Paula Ramsey, the San Francisco woman…