Toast the Environment

Earth Day is coming up, and what better way to celebrate (or commiserate) with Mother Earth than by knocking back a few cocktails? Enter the Green Party. No, not that ranting, hippyish political wing of wingnut Ralph Nader’s fantasies. This Green Party is held poolside on Friday nights at the…

BREAKING NEWS: Liberty City Six Jurors Deadlocked

This just in: the Associated Press is reporting that the jury is deadlocked in the second trial of six Miami men accused of plotting to destroy the Sears Tower in Chicago. Not a big surprise. The first jury in the so called “Liberty City Seven” case also deadlocked — and…

Mark’s Closes Shop in South Beach, West Palm

Mark’s, which New Times cited as one of Miami’s few “solid, serious venues” for dining, is shutting its doors on South Beach and in West Palm Beach. “I’m sorry to inform you that we have closed this location,” says a recording at the former South Beach restauarant, located at the…

The Party Crasher – Dwyane Wade is Celebrated, and for Good Reason

Seth Browarnik/Red Eye Productions Dwyane Wade is celebrated by Ocean Drive’s Jerry Powers and others with a private dinner party and late-night Mokai fiesta Wednesday, April 9. A special, notorious MIA somebody’s night kicked off being showered with love at a private dinner party hosted by Ocean Drive’s president Jerry…

Another One Bites The Dust

Another one, but not just any one. Mark’s South Beach, in the Hotel Nash, is no more. Perhaps not surprising, as The Nash was a curiously low-profile address for so high-profile a chef. It was out of sight from the street and, as far as locals were concerned, pretty much…

Magic City Kitty – ¿Qué Pasa, Dirty Sanchez?

Hello, Kitty I was propositioned in a bar last night, but I’m not clear on what it is I was asked to do. I’m generally open to the kink, but I would like to know what I’m getting myself into before I call this guy. I’m kind of embarrassed to…

Badminton Gets Slightly Cooler

You might remember the Vitamin Water commercials which featured famous athletes playing sports they wouldn’t be caught dead playing in real life. What you might not know is that the commercial below was filmed in South Florida and aside from being hilarious, the ad features our very own badminton enthusiast,…

News Story New Story?

Breaking news from the Herald: Sex offenders are living under the Julia Tuttle Causeway! Okay, so it’s not breaking. . . and maybe it isn’t “news,” technically, but, well, it’s on the front page — that ought to count for something, right? Indeed, we couldn’t help but notice the story…

A Felony with That Croqueta?

On a recent weekday morning, in a small but impeccably decorated Coral Gables condo, Maritza Beato prepares for battle. At first glance, she doesn’t seem like much of an insurgent. Dressed in a pretty blue blouse, blue beaded necklace, and blue slip-on jellies, her hair bleached blond and her lips…

Cuban Ballet in Exile

Click here to see a slide show of the Cuban Classical Ballet of Miami’s performance of Swan Lake. Her honeyed curls swept practically into a barrette, Magaly Suárez raps at the closed door of her 21-year-old son’s dressing room and shouts, “Taritas!” Rock music booms from inside, but he doesn’t…

Wait, Let Me Change Hats

When the City of Hallandale Beach bailed out a developer by wasting millions on a bad land deal, state Sen. Steven Geller was there. Geller, the Senate minority leader who represents Hallandale and most of Southeast Broward in Tallahassee, wasn’t there to fight for taxpayers. He was trying to pry…

Easy on Rudy

News Easy on Rudy The newspaper of record plays softball with the schools chief. By Francisco Alvarado The Miami Herald does a fine job exposing waste and corruption at city and county halls. It’s too bad that enterprising tenacity doesn’t carry over to coverage of Miami-Dade County Public Schools (MDCPS)…

Style Soldiers – Patriotism Gone Awry

It’s all well and good to be proud of your heritage, but I’m sure wearing your country’s flag as a tank top is a crime outside of the Calle Ocho Festival. If you look closely his socks say “USA”, because apparently shaming the Puerto Rican flag isn’t enough. Maybe he…

Bill Parcells Is Good At Drafting

Some dude from the Union-Tribute wrote an 800 word piece on how he too does not know what Bill Parcells will do with the Dolphins’ first overall pick. But he does make some neat observations, like how Parcells has done nothing but study tapes on college players and talk to…

WLRN Radio Features Critical Mass

In case you missed it, South Florida NPR affiliate WLRN ran a short piece on Miami’ Critical Mass last Friday. Shannon Novak, a freelancer for the station, had showed up along with someone from the Herald’s Neighbors section (although it still hasn’t run in Neighbors, and we don’t know why)…

Magic City Kitty – Strip Club Mania

Hello, Kitty I have a problem – well, I’ve been told that I have a problem. My friends think that I may be obsessed with strippers, and this isn’t the first time I’ve heard it. To be honest, I don’t really care what anyone thinks because I’m not willing to…

Pretty in the City – L’Bel Paris Offers Beauty With Benefits

Back in the day, there was Mary Kay, Avon, and Amway for side-job entrepreneurs looking to expand their social circles and bank accounts. Now there’s a new direct-selling company making inroads amongst Miami’s makeup mavens. L’Bel Paris is a luxurious, high quality line of French makeup, skin care, and fragrance…

Support the Arts or They will Die

I’ve heard countless times — mostly from former New Yorkers and Chicagoans — that Miami and its Beach are cultural deserts, black holes for new expression. In fact, MIA can feel like that some weekends when the best theater option is something the East Coast saw years ago and the…