Florida Probably Doesn’t Want New Hampshire’s Leftovers

Considering most runners in the 2010 Senate race haven’t held a position higher than congressman, it might behoove anyone with a stronger resumé to think about entering the fray, and what better job to have in your past when seeking a Senate seat than senator? Reportedly, former New Hampshire Sen…

Death Row Inmate Wants to Be the Next Supreme Court Justice

Who says the electric chair should stand in the way of your dream job? Not Michael Lambrix. Sure, the 48-year-old waits on death row for fatally bludgeoning and strangling two people outside Fort Myers in 1983. But that hasn’t stopped the articulate, overachieving inmate from applying to be Florida’s newest…

News Roundup

Oh, look, an update from our old friends the sex offenders under the bridge. It’s nice to hear from them every once in a while. [NBC6]It is going to get really, really cold this weekend. [CBS4]Fidel Castro wants Obama to give back Guantánamo Bay. [NBC6]Some dumb kid accidentally shot his…

Adrienne Arsht is Very Generous

Adrienne Arsht makes her debut this year on the The Chronicle of Philanthropy’s top 50 American philanthropists, thanks largely to her donation last year of $30 million to the downtown performing arts center that now bears her name. In total, Arsht donated $43.3 million in 2008, placing her at number…

Oh My Gahhhh… Robot Parking?

This week’s Sun Post has an interesting story about a robotic parking garage at 1826 Collins Ave on South Beach. Yes, automated robotic parking. Reading about it is one thing, but this is clearly something that needs to be seen, so here’s this video from Popular Mechanics which demonstrates automated…

It is Official, We’re a Blue State Now

Here is the map Republican death map that has been going around from Gallup. According to their calculations, there’s only five states left where Republicans have a strong advantage of adults who are likely to vote for their party. 536 has all the caveats and explanation of what this actually…

So, Who’s Going to Lose to Charlie?

Absent amongst all this hullabaloo over who might seek the senate seat in 2010 is any murmur, any indication, any rumor of who the Dems might put up for Governor. Yeah, there’s this wild card chance that Charlie Crist might run for senate, and if that happens expect CFO Alex…

Thug U: The Basketball Years? No, But A Player Got Arrested

Randy Shannon has been in Catholic nun mode trying to steer his football players clear of the rich thug history of the UM football program, but we’re guessing after yesterday’s shenanigans, Frank Haith may want to borrow Shannon’s habit and ruler to slap the knuckles of his basketball team. Suspended…

News Roundup

31 Cubans landed near the Turkey Point Power Plant. Now authorities are trying to figure out how 31 people in a boat got so close to what is supposed to be a super-secure nuclear plant. [NBC6]A UM student and Iraq vet is being charged with battery and kidnapping. [CBS4]Citrix, a…

Gitmo Status Quo

Past the scowling Puerto Rico National Guard sentries and razor-wire fences, down a rutted gravel road into the heart of Guantánamo Bay’s Camp Delta detention facility, Army Col. Bruce Vargo bursts with gusto into an air-conditioned double-wide trailer. In Washington, the ink has barely dried on President Obama’s order officially…

South Dade Arts Center Behind Schedule

Miami-Dade County just can’t get it right. In 2006, the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts opened more than two years behind schedule, costing taxpayers $472 million, which was almost twice the original construction estimate. Now similar problems are dogging the county’s construction of the smaller-scale South Miami-Dade Cultural…

Trannies Have No Place to Pee

When it comes to breaking the law in Miami, no place is sacred. The greasy claw of crime will dig its fingernails in anywhere. Churches and synagogues? Be damned. Schools and hospitals? Fair game. That apparently doesn’t stop at the bathroom door. Our classy city’s latest claim to fame: The…

Manatee Population Hits Record Numbers

Researchers may never be able to prove that manatees are objectively the most adorable thing ever (even though they clearly are), but they are able to report that the state-wide manatee population is on the rise. Back in 2001, researchers counted 3,300 manatees. There were only 1,706 in a 1997…

McCollum or Boyd Won’t Be Your Next Senator

Both sides of the Senate 2010 fray just lost significant rumored candidates. Republican Attorney General Bill McCollum and Democratic Congressmen Allen Boyd have both said they won’t seek the open seat. McCollum has sought a Senate seat twice before. He claimed his party’s nomination in 2000, but lost to Democrat…