News Roundup

Local It is official. Marco Rubio is running for Senate. [CBS4] The preservation board will vote on whether or not to protect the Bacardi buildings today. [CBS4] The jury in the Liberty City Six trial is at a standstill. [Herald] The St. Stephen’s Episcopal Chruch in Coconut Grove was demolished yesterday. [MetroBlog] Sports Marlins…

From the Desk of Patrick James Riley

Dear Chicago, please trade us Derrick Rose for Michael Beasley…Dear Memphis, please trade us O.J. Mayo for Michael Beasley…Dear New Jersey, please trade us Brook Lopez for Michael Beasley…Dear Minnesota, please trade us Kevin Love for Michael Beasley…Dear L.A. (no, the other L.A.), please trade us Eric Gordon for Michael…

Casey Anthony Defense Team Wants to Move Trial to Miami

We haven’t really been paying that much attention to the Casey Anthony sage. We watched a Nightline episode on it once, decided it was far too sad and depressing to keep up with, and moved on. Well, Anthony’s defense team is hoping that the rest of Miami-Dade is as out-of-the-loop…

Themed Stadiums are Just like Themed Parties: Kind of Lame

I think it’s been proven by now that LandShark Stadium is the dumbest name for a stadium ever, probably by science. But a stadium by any other dumb corporate sponsored name is still a stadium. More concerning is Stephen Ross’s plan to South Florida-up the feel of the stadium, because apparently a stadium…

Who Leads The Lead?

For those of you media gossips who are particularly curious, we’ve got a mock-up of the masthead for The Lead, the soon-to-debut weekly targeting Miami Beach.  A former SunPost editor is listed as the executive editor, while former SunPost writer Lee Molloy is shown in the dual role of co-publisher…

Selena Roberts’s 272-Page Blog Post About A-Rod Released Today

Oh, Selena Roberts. The Sports Illustrated writer unleashed the biggest sports story of the year by revealing Alex Rodriguez had tested positive for steroid use during his Major League Baseball career. And then, to quickly capitalize, she wrote a book, A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez. It was originally slated…

Swine Flu: Three More Suspected Cases in Miami

If you’re like us, you spent the weekend bathing in a tub of antibacterial hand sanitizer, so you might have missed some updates on swine flu, the most boring pandemic since McPheever. First off, the Broward girl who contracted the virus is telling reporters she’s feeling just fine and expects to fully…

Fuzz Buster to The Rescue

Miami-Dade police began an unholy crackdown on speeders this past week, leaving plenty of bad South Florida drivers to gripe about record-high $600 tickets. For road demons who are still stewing, meet the county’s latest citizen watchdog: A self-appointed speed trap sleuth who calls himself “The Fuzz Buster.” The sly,…

News Roundup

LocalTwo schools in Doral were closed due to Swine Flu. [Herald]So far 5 vets from 3 affected VA hospitals have tested positive for HIV. [NYTimes] Britto is due in court for his DUI charges today. [CBS4]SportsOh,  Heat. You were eliminated. It’s okay, we never expected that much out of you anyway…

Two Cases of Swine Flu Confirmed in Florida: One in Broward

Gov. Charlie Crist announced today that two cases of swine flu have been confirmed in Florida: a 17-year-old teenage girl who attended Hallendale High School in Broward County and an elementary school boy in Lee County. Earlier, we reported that the 20 suspected cases of H1N1 in Miami-Dade all came…

False Alarm: Miami Swine Flu Samples Come Back Clean

News there were 20 suspected cases of swine flu in Miami-Dade was alarming, but it turns out none of those cases was the dreaded H1N1. Still, the Miami-Dade health department warns, “Samples continue to be sent from Miami-Dade County to the Florida Department of Health State Laboratory for testing.” However, concern…

Rumors on the Twitter-nets: Mel Martinez to Resign Early

Here’s a prediction by national Republican political operative Roger Stone via PoHo via the St. Pete Times’ Adam Smith’s Twitter: Roger Stone predicts; Mel Martinez resigns soon; Crist appoints caretaker – Jim Smith – and announces his candidacy for Sen.A prediction by one guy posted on another guy’s Twitter picked up from…

Alcee Hastings’ Defense of Hate Crime Legislation Isn’t a Laughing Matter

Let’s have a big ol’ laugh at a congressman saying “naughty” words on the House floor. That’s what NBCMiami.com and the Sun-Sentinel did. Hahaha… ha. NBC even called it “worthy of late-night talk show television.”In Fort Lauderale Rep. Alcee Hastings’ comments, he listed a number of words such as “asphyxiphilia,” “zoophilia,” and “toucherism.”…

This Cuchini Camel Toe Pad Is a Thing, Unfortunately

Most businesses aim for the type of viral advertising where their clever marketing materials go viral (hey, Burger King), but occasionally an actual product itself goes viral. Take the Slanket for example. The blanket with sleeves was so ingeniously stupid that the blogs couldn’t get enough of it, but sometimes…