Who Will Drop Out First: Dan Gelber or Kendrick Meek?

The unfortunate working assumption amongst just about everyone right now is that Dan Gelber or Kendrick Meek is going to lose to Charlie Crist in 2010. The only question is “which one?”Naked Politics is reporting that the Democratic National Senatorial Committee is whispering in Gelber’s ear that he should drop…

Wing Nuts Flipping Out Over NRSC’s Early Endorsement of Crist

Beggars can’t be choosers, and the Republican party is basically sitting on the side of the road right now wearing tattered Reagan campaign shirts, tinfoil hats, and talking crazy nonsense begging for relevance and maybe some pocket change. So the National Republican Senatorial Campaign’s early endorsement of Charlie Crist and the…

Hugo Chávez Unveils $15 Penis Phone

Hugo Chávez, super socialist that he is, had a dream to make cellular phones that cost about $15 and it has come to pass thanks to a to a company that’s 85% owned by the Venezuela. He took the Venezuela’s government TV station on Mother’s Day to personally unveil the phone…

A Movie Script Ending: Jason Taylor Returning to the Dolphins

Well, earlier today we wrote about Jason Taylor and the Dolphins flirty romance, and look what happened while we were out to lunch: they slowly embraced, looked deep into each other’s eyes, and realized they belonged together! Cue fireworks, soft focus, and the Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights!” (The freckles in…

Alex Sink Announces Governor Bid

Well, that didn’t take long at all. Just over 24 hours after Charlie Crist announced he will not seek re-election, and instead concentrate on his Senate bid, Florida’s CFO Alex Sink has officially announced her intentions to run for Governor. Sink, one of only two democrats to hold state-wide elected office,…

Feds Bust Yacht Pimped Out With Endangered Animal Hides, Tusks

Listen up, foreign billionaires who enjoy pimping out your pleasure yachts with the finest in endangered African animal skins: You might want to keep that luxury boat away from Florida.Surrounded by stuffed lions, mounted, roaring tiger heads and massive carved ivory tusks, U.S. Attorney Alexander Acosta announced this morning a…

RIP, Craigslist Erotic Services: 1996-2009

After a couple of high-profile murder cases in which the victim and killer met through Craigslist’s “Erotic Services,” the popular website has announced it’s dropping the section. However, a new adult category has debuted to take its place; company staff will review all of those advertisements. The section became known as the…

Free Money and Lofty Idealism (Wait, Which City Are We In?)

At best, it was a heartfelt sociological experiment. At worst, it was a half-baked publicity stunt. Yesterday afternoon, a masked avenger of greed — who goes by the name Atlas — began giving away money to strangers on Biscayne Boulevard. Free cash. Atlas wore a handmade mask with comics pasted…

Miccosukee Cop Rants About Tatiana Furry Accident Online?

As reported in “Renegade Road,” New Times’ feature published today about the suspicious secrecy surrounding a tribal police department’s handling of a fatal car accident, Miccosukee cops have not uttered public word one about the death of Tatiana Furry.Unless you count a deeply unprofessional rant on a gossipy law enforcement message…

Gov Race: Sink Expected to Announce This Week, McCullom Next

Those who have been following Florida politics aren’t in for any major surprise, but it is still exciting to see it play out nonetheless. Naked Politics reports that a source tells them CFO Alex Sink, a Democrat, is expected to announce her entrance into the now open Governor’s race before…

UM Basketball Still in the Running for Wall

A prized high school athlete who is drawing out his college decision and has a bit of legal trouble in his past? Why of course University of Miami is in the running to recruit him. John Wall, one of the top high school point guards in the nation, has yet…

Video: Exxxotica 2009 at Miami Beach Convention Center

Exxxotica has left us with many things, including plenty of porn for the next few months weeks days, a slideshow and something probably only antibiotics can take care of. But before we close out the chapter on this year’s porn convention, videographer Jacob Katel gives us a glimpse of the…

Five of The Liberty City Six Convicted

The judicial saga of men who came to be known as “The Liberty Six” reached what may be the beginning of the end today. After two mistrials, and a total bill that cost taxpayers over $10 million, five of the men were convicted. Another was acquitted. The men were charged…

NPR, WaPo Refuse to Report That Outrage Is About Crist

You’ve probably already heard about Since you live in Florida, you’ve probably also heard that the film prominently features our own tanned gubernatorial whiz-kid and maybe gay guy Charlie Crist. In part through some fine reporting by New Times’ own Bob Norman, the film offers no proof that Florida’s guv…

Miami Beach Accident Scene

Just after 11 AM, Riptide encountered this minutes-old accident on Arthur Godfrey Road between Sheridan and Pinetree Drive. From what a Miami-Dade Fire Rescue paramedic who declined to give his name told us, an elderly man driving a Toyota Yaris (he’s pictured after the jump, with a paramedic touching his…

Best of Miami 2009 Readers’ Poll: Yes, We’re Listening

For the most part, we’ve made our choices for this year’s Best of Miami. Who won? Ha! You’ll have to wait until June 11 to find out, but in the meantime, our Readers’ Poll is open and awaiting your picks.Can’t say we remember the last time readers and the editorial staff…

Jeb Bush’s Future Is So Bright You Have to Wear Shades

So, um, yeah, a movement to draft Jeb Bush to again run for governor in 2010 is actually happening. As many as 34 Floridians support the move, as evidenced by the above photograph — 22 of whom are actually voting age. But why are almost all the adults wearing dark sunglasses? Is…