Florida Ranks Last in Per Capita Stimulus Funds

Gov. Charlie Crist certainly put himself on the political line by appearing with President Obama in Fort Myers during the latter’s tour in support of his stimulus package. Meanwhile, Miami Mayor Manny Diaz, as president of the U.S. Conference of Mayors, met numerous times with administration officials to discuss the package. A lot of…

Accused Cat Killer Sure Knew a Lot About Dissecting Cats

What better way to start off your post-holiday week than getting some gruesome new details in the case of alleged serial cat killer Tyler Weinman? After weeks of local media fighting for its release, the arrest affidavit for the case is finally available. Police had their eyes on Weinman for…

Brazil overcomes early US attack; Will face Dominican Republic in final

Brazilians have a natural happy-go-lucky attitude and have a saying for when life gets difficult: “Tudo bem” basically is a combination of “it’s all good” and “no worries.” That carefree outlook was on display when a well-rested, undefeated US team playing on its homecourt punched the Brazilians squarely in the mouth by taking…

Remember When GOP Governors Were the Future of Their Party?

The atmosphere at the Intercontinental Hotel in Downtown Miami last November during the Republican Governor’s Conference was hopeful. The GOP governors where the only national wing of the party to actually gain membership in the 2008 election, and the line was it was they who would bring their party back on track, emerge as the leadership…

The Authoritative Guide to Fourth of July in Miami

Time to party like it’s 1776.Over at the Night & Day calendar, the Magic City Kitty and I constructed a “perfect day” of kickin’ it on Uncle Sam’s birthday, but we’re so excited about the national holiday that our bras are freaking exploding……and we just had to list a few…

Mold-A-Rama Nostalgia

Woah, hold on their St. Petersrbug Times, you’re given us a major case of nostalgia. Remember “Mold-A-Rama” machines? You’d put a few dollars in and the machine would make a wax toy in front of your eyes. Apparently Florida has more of these machines left than any other state, and The…

305 Photo of the Day: Ileana, Obama. Obama, Ileana.

When Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtnin got the call that she was invited to the Oval Office for the signing of a bill she apparently didn’t hang up this time. Yesterday, President Obama signed legislation that would award Congressional Gold Medals to the Women Airforce Service Pilots of World War II. Ros-Lehtinen…

Blanket Jackson: Al Malnik is Not the Father

Al Malnik continued his “I am going to talk about Michael Jackson until everyone stops caring” tour yesterday on the Today Show. He brought new personal photos, but wanted to clear up a few things. Like the rumor he is the biological father of Jackson’s youngest son Blanket. “Of course I’m not…

Magic City Kitty: I Spy the Other Woman

Hello, Kitty: Last weekend, my boyfriend and I argued after he woke me up by yelling in my ear while I was hung-over. Well, it was his normal speaking voice, but at 10 a.m. it sounded like he had a megaphone to my ear. I asked him: “Why the fuck…

Miami Doesn’t Care About Sports, Maybe Because Our Teams Suck

Men’s Health has stuck us with another label: the least sports obsessed city. The mag took into account number of ticket sales and attendance on the pro, college and high school level for baseball, basketball football, and NASCAR as well as memorabilia sales. Miami came in dead last. That’s kind of sad considering…