No Party for Miami Babylon: How to Sell Books by Alienating People

There’s nothing quite like a little lighthearted controversy when you’re trying to get PR. So luckily for the author of the upcoming South Beach tell-all Miami Babylon, Gerald Posner, some behind-the-scenes bitch fights made it to the New York Post this morning. Icon Brickell developer Jorge Perez agreed to hold a shindig…

The Truth, At Last: Jorge Mas Canosa Sponsored Terrorism

Without any fear of being sued or hit with a massive boycott, we’re going to say it right up front, in plain English: Jorge Mas Canosa sponsored terrorism. Boom. Feels good, right?For years, the press quaked in fear of criticizing the most powerful exile in America, the founder of the…

Dwyane Wade Gets Owned

Oh, this is not good. We already had our star power-or-maybe-small forward of the future in a rehab facility for a full month; Lamar Odom waffled for three weeks and then chose L.A. over us (BTW: Notice how decisive he was when it came to marrying a Kardashian. We sent…

Tropical Storm with French Name Surrenders Quickly

It looked, for a hot second at least, that Tropical Storm Henri might become something of a problem Floridians, but forecasters now say the system is losing strength fast and will dissipate by tomorrow.We’re thankful the storm will not go around selectively blowing down trees in the yards of people…

Alan Grayson Gets More Delightfully Insane by the Minute

Florida Congressman Alan Grayson continues to be a hot liberal mess and not apologize for it.The Orlando-area Democrat, who came to national attention for suggesting that Republicans want everyone to “die quickly,” recently sent this Photoshop job to supporters while asking for money, natch. Let’s hope he got permission from nonnie9999…

Priest Admits to Fathering Stripper’s Kid

Father David Dueppen has admitted he is indeed the father, and in this case, not in the priestly sense.According to CBS4’s Jim DeFede, the Catholic priest admits to fathering a child with former stripper Beatrice Hernandez, and now he wants 70 percent custody and demands that the child’s last name…

New CIA Files Show Miami’s Most Infamous Cuban Terrorist Was a Snitch

Last week, Riptide was all about Eduardo Arocena, the Miami dockworker convicted in 1985 of setting off 32 bombs in Little Havana and Manhattan. A certain mayoral candidate (ahem, Tomas Regalado, ahem) seems to have flirted with supporting Arocena back in the day, not that he’ll admit it.​We noted how strange…

Maurice Ferre Officially Enters Senate Race

If you asked us a few months ago which Miami mayor would make a Senate run, we would have guessed Manny Diaz. Boy, would we have been wrong. Maurice Ferre, who was mayor from 1973 to 1985, has officially thrown his hat into the ring to challenge Kendrick Meek in…

News Roundup

Mayoral candidate Tomas Regalado has been accused of not being able to handle his personal finances (he claims to be worth only $5,000 and once had his wages garnished for not paying taxes), but his campaign manager is doing a good job with his war chest. He’s consistently out-raising challenger Joe Sanchez…

Update: Marlins Won’t Fire Fredi Gonzalez

Maybe Jeffrey Loria took Tim Elfrink’s advice and stopped acting like “a world-class moron.” Because according to an unnamed Associated Press source, Marlins manager Fredi Gonzalez’s job is safe for now.The Marlins might not be ready to make the official announcement, but it seems all of yesterday’s hubbub might have been for…

Cocaine Vaccine Found, Local Economy Doomed

Science has apparently moved well beyond the “Just Say No” camp and is finding ways to curb drug abuse by giving addicts other things to inject into their bodies.A promising cocaine vaccine is being studied, having just completed Phase 2 clinical trials. But only about a third of patients developed antibodies…

Five Reasons the Olympics Will Never Come to Miami

Last week, Rio de Janeiro beat Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. Rio and Miami share many things, including tourism, beaches, and lots of South Americans. But here are five reasons the Magic City could never host the games: Public transportation: In a metropolitan area of more than 5.4…