News Roundup

The recession is “over,” maybe nationally thanks to economic growth, but it’s still hanging around in Florida. [StPeteTimes]The world’s largest boat, a 1,200-foot cruise ship, is on its way to South Florida. [NBCMiami]SportsRay Ray Armstrong and Javarris James join Sean Spence on the Canes injured list. [Herald]Ted Ginn Jr. promises…

Moron of the Week: Self-Destructive Ponzi Baller Sean Healy

Forget Flagler, Tuttle, and Brickell. We need to start naming streets and bridges after a historical figure whose legacy is honored every day here in South Florida: Charles Ponzi. With heavyweight scammers Bernie Madoff and Allen Stanford basing their operations here, we’ve become the nation’s undisputed champion of the classic…

Top Five Dream Miami Heat Lineups for 2010

Running off the pure optimism of Wednesday night’s opening beat-down of the New York Knicks, I present to you the top five Miami Heat starting lineups for the 2010-2011 season.As most fans know, the Heat will have perhaps the best cap space situation in the league next summer to lure…

Marco Rubio: Flirting with Birthers

Hey, Marco Rubio, do you think the President of the United States was born in America? “I don’t know the answer to that.”That’s what he told a Republican club meeting last night in the Panhandle. The rest of the quote, from Naked Politics: “He’s been sworn in already…If someone had evidence they…

Swastika Found on UM Bathroom Wall Near Jewish Studies Building

A swastika was found drawn on a University of Miami bathroom wall near the Miller Center for Contemporary Judaic Studies. Another swastika was found in the same area almost a year ago.President Donna Shalala released a statement condemning the act:On Tuesday someone drew a swastika on a wall in the…

Miami Dolphins Literally Slaughtered on South Park

Last night, likenesses of your Miami Dolphins were literally slaughtered on South Park, which was a lot more enjoyable than watching them get figuratively slaughtered on the field most Sundays. We just pretended every player was Ted Ginn Jr., and it was rather cathartic.For some context: In last night’s episode,…

News Roundup

GeneralBoston-area investor Dennis Stackhouse has been arrested and charged with bilking almost $1 million from a county-supported plan to build a biotech business park in Liberty City. [Herald]After a large amount of cases of swine flu this past spring, there haven’t been many cases reported in Miami-Dade this fall, but…

Magic City Kitty: I Sexed My Straight Roommate

Hello, Kitty: My roommate and I had sex a few days ago, and now things are weird. I never knew he was into me, but we were drinking and the night went in a totally different direction than I expected. Now he barely makes eye contact, never speaks to me,…

305 Photo of the Day: Sexy Undead Grandmother

This hat and dress look like something your grandmother would wear, but those stockings, thankfully, sure don’t. Today’s photo comes from Michele Eve’s Flickr. If you’d like to see your Miami-area photos posted here, submit them to our Flickr pool…

Taking the Miami Heat’s Temperature: Lukewarm at Best

Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, “Are we going to win another championship?…

News Roundup

Tomas Regalado’s vision for Miami for the next four to eight years: basic services and nothing else. [Herald]Miami-Fort Lauderdale has the most foreign-born residents than any other area in the nation, with 36.9 percent. [CBSNews]For once, Alan Grayson apologizes: He’s sorry for calling that lady a “K Street whore.” [Salon]Barack…