Miami Heat vs. Orlando Magic: Behind the Eight Ball

Well, it’s official. Dwyane Wade needs a crap-load of help. Sure it was great to see D-Wade back in action last night after being sidelined with a strained calf since February 17. But even with Wade doing his usual routine of denting asses in a single bound, the Miami Heat…

Rick Sanchez Made an Ass of Himself on CNN This Weekend

Our longstanding love-hate relationship with former WSVN turned CNN anchor Rick Sanchez continues, and as it does more often than not, it’s veering more toward hate at the moment.This weekend he got a chance to break out of his Twitter-addicted regular show on CNN, to host some of the network’s…

News Roundup: Three Shot at Liberty City BBQ

Metro West Detention center held an America Idol-style talent show for inmates: “Second place went to Cortez Atkins, 32, for his rap about treating women well. Atkins is awaiting trial on drug, alcohol and domestic-violence charges.” [NBCMiami]A gunmen opened fire on a Liberty City BBQ this weekend, and injured two…

City Manager Carlos Migoya Had Ties With Scandal-Plagued Cesar Odio

On Friday, Miami’s best and brightest crowded inside City Hall to watch the city commission confirm Mayor Tomas Regalado’s pick for our new city manager. Carlos Migoya, a career banker and philanthropist, pledged to right Miami’s battered budget — and to do it for free, forgoing his job’s $300,000 annual salary…

Cuba Loses Horsepower: Mule Shortage Spooks Commies

Last week, Cuba’s daily newspaper breathlessly announced that the country faced a mule deficit.Yes, you read right: mule, as in, donkey, hee-haw, Mr. Ed* and all that. Breaking! Also in short supply in Cuba: everything.The dip in the mule community — their words — has triggered a countrywide census of…

Sons, Daughters of Big-Time Drug Lords Indicted in Miami

The relatives of the kingpin who once ran the planet’s largest cocaine ring were indicted yesterday in Miami. Federal court documents allege six family members tied to the Colombia-based Cali Cartel lied to prosecutors and hid millions of dollars, using “deceit, craft, and trickery” to “defraud the United States,” (Check…

Sex Offenders Move Out From Under the Bridge

After first being reported by former New Times scribe Isaiah Thomas in 2007, the group of sex offenders who were forced to take up residence under the Julia Tuttle Causeway caused controversy and left a black eye on the city of Miami.Now, the Miami Herald reports that the makeshift camp…

How Liberal or Conservative is Your Representative? In Miami They’re Probably Moderate

Phrases like “bleeding heart liberal” and “conservative ideologue” get thrown around in political discussions like slurs, but the National Journal’s annual congressional vote rankings actually show you how liberal and conservative each congressman and senator is.The 2009 rankings are in, and there are a few surprising results from Florida.First off, “hot…

UPDATE: With Crist An Hour Away, Spence-Jones Has Big Day In Court

Michelle Spence-Jones and Charlie Crist could write a bad romance. Classic story of boy meets girl: city commissioner runs for re-election, picks up a grand-theft charge, and gets suspended after her big win. She runs again, wins again, and he still throws her out of office. Rah-Rah-Rah. After a month-long…

Condo Owners Ignore Recycling Ordinance, Beach to Offer Drop-Offs

Miami-Dade can feel Third World sometimes. It seems like there are more chickens than humans on Little Haiti’s sidewalks; Overtown boasts a single working street lamp; and western Dade rivals Cuba when it comes to blackmarket slaughterhouses.Then there’s the environmental and recycling stuff. Although the county passed an ordinance last…

Report: Charlie Crist May Run as an Independent

With Gov. Charlie Crist trailing Marco Rubio by 18 points in the latest poll of likely Republican primary voters, the biggest question in Florida politics is whether or not he’ll ditch the GOP in his bid for the Senate.Well, two anonymous sources close to Crist tell the Sun-Sentinel’s Jack Furnari…

News Roundup: Elderly Woman Dies in House Fire

An 81 year-old Miami Lakes woman who used a wheelchair couldn’t get out of her house when it caught fire and was burned alive early this morning. [WSVN]Thinking now is a great time to bring up Killer Whales, the Miami Seaquarium says that their orca, Lolita, is doing just dandy…

Silicon Beach: Wallets Are So Last Century, According to Paypal

The Future of Web Apps Miami conference took place this week bringing together geeks, developers, programmers, tech companies, investors and visionaries from all over the world to Miami Beach for three days of talks, workshops and, of course, parties.Among talk of HTML 5, JQuery, app branding, startup strategies and much…