One Dead in Miami Gardens Strip Club Shooting

Our cover story this week is on murders in club land, and unfortunately a shooting last night claimed the life of one man and injured two others. The shooting took place around 4 a.m. at Mint Lounge, at Northwest 187th Street and 25th Avenue in Miami Gardens.According to police, an…

Richard von Houtman is Out For Dwyane Wade’s Blood (and Urine)

Remember Dwyane Wade’s baron nemesis Richard von Houtman? You know, Wade’s incessantly inflammatory former business partner with a sketchy past, sued by the Miami Heat superstar last May after he claimed in an e-mail to Heat coach and president Pat Riley that Wade was using cocaine and steroids? Well, he’s…

Marco Rubio for President in 2012 Talk Begins

Marco Rubio may be well ahead in the polls, but he hasn’t even won the GOP nominations for Senate yet, let alone the actual general election. That hasn’t stopped one conservative columnist with a prominent Rubio-induced rager from talking up the Miami lad as a 2012 presidential contender.”I believe that…

Miami MetroZoo Gets New Horribly Long, Generic Name

Zoo is one of the funnest words in the English language, and the name “Miami MetroZoo” is just charming and pretty well known at this point.It’s worked for 30 years, and there’s nothing wrong with it. So leave it to the county commissioners’ inferiority complex to screw everything up. They’ve…

Killer Leaves Man Dead With Ear and Nose Cut Off

Janiel M. Perez, 26, is charged with murdering a man over the weekend. The victim was found Saturday at 650 SW 65th Ave. with multiple stab wounds, a knife sticking out of his neck, and his left ear and nose hacked by the hands of his killer. Perez was also…

Cops See More Disturbances, Fewer Batteries in Park West

Park West, the city’s after-hours district, is a place where glamour meets gutter. Women in high heels step out of Ferraris right  next to one-legged  panhandlers. In some ways, the hood is a symbol of everything that’s messed up about class division and gentrification in this city. It’s also –…

Did Efraim Diveroli’s Crony Ship Missiles to Hezbollah?

In early 2007, after winning a $300 million U.S. Army contract to equip Afghanistan with munitions, Miami Beach arms dealer Efraim Diveroli, age 21, went scavenging in Albania. There he subcontracted Ylli Pinari, head of that Balkan country’s state-run arms agency, to fill the order from derelict stockpiles. Pinari and…

Rumors: Golden Girls-Inspired Porno in the Works

The cover of our print edition this week features a painting of Betty White in a cleavage-heavy fetish uniform. It comes courtesy of the World Erotic Art Museum’s “Golden Gals Gone Wild” exhibit, but the rumors of a Golden Girls hard-core porn spoof even has us reeling.Of course, it was…

Bikini-Clad Serena Williams’s Football Scrimmage

Serena Williams had to sit out the Sony Ericsson Open because of injuries, but she still played some ball while in Miami. The minority owner of the Miami Dolphins, clad in a bikini and a fingerless glove (how very Lagerfeld), threw around a football in the surfs of South Beach…

News Roundup: Roddick and Clijsters Win; Hurricanes Fall in WNIT

23-year-old Octavius Pruitt was shot in the head and killed while standing on a street corner. How mother witnessed the murder, and police are searching for suspects. [CBS4]Workers at Jackson Memorial have agreed to a plan that would reduce the hospital system’s deficit. [WSVN]Police have made two arrests in the University of Miami…

Cylists Cringe at East Side of Venetian Causeway

A loud thump made onlookers wince. During rush hour this past November 16, at the east end of the Venetian Causeway, a Beach Towing truck flipped an illegal U-turn and smashed into a fit, brown-eyed biker. The 19-year-old cyclist, Javier Arjona, was “thrown to the ground,” according to police reports…