Apparently, Kim Kardashian’s “Jam” Video Is Not a Sex Tape

Stumbling upon Perez Hilton’s most recent video post about Kim Kardashian, we exclaimed, “Sweet, another sex tape!,” removed our pants, and hit the play button. For the first 23 seconds, we were really digging it. Sweaty and scantily clad with a face full of smeared makeup, there’s Kim K., dressed…

Four South Beach Clubs Make “Most Expensive Nightclubs in America” List

Newsflash! South Beach is a cesspool of Sodom and Gommorrah-style excess! While most Americans are collecting pennies from public fountains, replacing the ground beef in their Hamburger Helper with cat food, and crapping their pants in fear of the dreaded double-dip recession, SoBe residents (and the superrich jetsetters they schmooze,…

Rescheduled Identity Festival Miami Tickets On Sale Today

Thanks to a raging bitch named Irene, the Identity Festival’s originally scheduled Miami stop got canceled. Or, as the official ID Fest statement said: “Due to the potential effects of Hurricane Irene, the Thursday, August 25 date of the Identity Festival presented by Skullcandy is being postponed. Details regarding a…

Hot Bikinis and Hard Beats at Sunday Dreamin’ Pool Party

When Miami isn’t being threatened with monsoon rains, catastrophic flooding, and 180-mph winds by monster-sized hurricanes raging through the hot summer waters of the Atlantic Ocean, it’s a nice place to have a pool party. On the last day of every weekend, Ryan Evans, Ruen, and an entourage of cabana…

MTV Video Music Awards 2011’s Big Winners and Even Bigger Losers

If you’ve been paying any attention to Crossfade’s occasional pre-show coverage of the MTV Video Music Awards, you’ve no doubt taken note of the fact that we consider Music Television to be a soul-sucking celebreality wasteland and its marquee annual event, the VMAs, to be a total joke that only…

Pablo Milanés at AmericanAirlines Arena, August 28

​Pablo MilanesAmerican Airlines ArenaAugust 28, 2011(Definitely) Better than: the tiny protest outside.There’d been so much raging hysteria and controversy swirling through Spanish-language talk radio and TV news in the days before Cuban cantautor Pablo Milanés’s concert, that I was genuinely freaked out. At first I was all like, ugh, whatever,…

Morningwar Covers Grizzly Bear’s “Foreground”

Folky Brooklyn-based crew Grizzly Bear has made quite a name for itself since debuting in 2004 with Horn of Plenty. Meanwhile, our very own Morningwar is also generating some very noteworthy buzz. And only a part of that has anything to do with Grizzly Bear.After all, Morningwar has spent the…

Metro Zu, O’Grime, and Crossfade Party in a Public Parking Lot

We here at Crossfade had massive plans to spend last night swagging out with Metro Zu, O’Grime, and Chalk at The Stage. And if you paid close attention to the party scenario laid out in last week’s epic interview with the Zu crew and the O’Grime guys, you know that…

Satanic Panic! Five Musical Artists Accused of Loving The Devil

Remember the good ol’ Satanic Panic of the 80s? It was an exciting time when children everywhere were constantly on the brink of performing ritual abuse as instructed by devil-worshipping cult leaders. Or at least that’s what the media — from daytime television to afternoon talk shows and late-night specials…

Matisyahu With Trevor Hall at the Fillmore Miami Beach, August 25

Matisyahu With Trevor Hall Fillmore Miami Beach Thursday, August 25, 2011 Better Than: Eating animals (Matisyahu is vegan. Yay!) Even before he took the stage, Matisyahu’s presence at the Fillmore was electric. The crowd — made up of people ranging from teens to 40-somethings – buzzed and smiled as they…