Childish Gambino Announces June 13 Show at the Fillmore Miami Beach

Now that NBC’s decided to keep Community on the air, we’re encouraging Donald Glover to spend that network money on Drake’s 3,800-square-foot, $1.9 million “fuck pad” at “Downtown Miami’s newest, most elevated address,” Marquis Residences at 1100 Biscayne Boulevard. After all, homeboy spends a lot of time in the 305…

WMC Yacht Parties Are Dangerously Funky

Maritime travel has been uncharacteristically sketchy in 2012. First, the inaugural Holy Ship electro-cruise ran aground in the Bahamas on January 7. It took five tugboats nearly 15 hours to dislodge the MSC Poesia from land, putting a serious damper on Steve Aoki’s poker tournament. Less than a week after…

Florida Music Get Together Meets Again This Wednesday

​The cries and calls for a thriving local music scene in Miami are inescapable. Form a band, become a promoter, train as a sound engineer, and eventually the city’s natural roadblocks will squash your hopes of entertainment industry success like a cat making its way across I-95’s Express Lane. Last…

Hunx and His Punx Get Kinky at Churchill’s Pub on April 13

Goddamn we’ve missed Seth Bogart. The flamboyantly forthcoming Hunx and His Punk frontman left us shirtless and begging for a trip to “Lover’s Lane” when he visited us in September 2011, feeling like extras in a John Waters flick and questioning the respective sizes of Jacuzzi Boys’ dicks following the…

Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend Under $10

Shit, man, it’s that in-between-paychecks-type Friday. Aside from the loose change scattered ’round the parking lot of your rental community, falling into a fat stack of cash this weekend is highly unlikely. Additionally, your dog needs corrective eye surgery and you’re three weeks late on a payment to your bookie…

Jacobs Ladder Releases New Music Video for “Ring Ring”

The last time Jacobs Ladder’s Sammy Gonzalez chatted with Crossfade, he was preaching the gospel of classical guitar. But these days, Gonzalez is grooving on his band’s ever-evolving “Miami Reggae Rock.” He and bandmates Oren Maisner and Brian Hernandez “are really into the sound and are gearing up to start…

Ultra Music Festival’s Documentary, Can U Feel It, Premiering During Miami Music Week

You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll uhntz-uhntz uncontrollably. That’s right … We’re talking about Ultra Music Festival’s 45-minute concert documentary, Can U Feel It: The UMF Experience. With a cast of 200 uber-mega-superstar DJs, lazer-wielding robots, tattooed mice men, half-naked electro groupies, and 150,000 soother-sucking beat freaks, it’s guaranteed to induce…