Five Attractive Strange People Working for Tips at SXSW

Ben WesthoffAbnormally attractive pedicab driver.​Paying homeless people $70 a day to serve as human wifi hotspots is a bizarre way to make a buck, but it’s indicative of the hustler’s spirit at South By Southwest this year. Folks are grinding hard and employing increasingly-gimmicky measures to make money. But there’s…

The Best of SXSW Music: Wednesday 3/14/2012

Nick RalloSharon Van Etten, at the NPR showcase, was a stunner. Plus, there was a box accordion​If you’re familiar with chaos theory, which in its basic form is the attempt to find patterns in the random acts of shit on Earth, then you may understand the difficulty that comes with…

Four Taboo Pop Music Couples

In New Jersey, Whitney Houston is spinning in her grave and violently vomiting over her own corpse, filling the oak casket to the brim. This is the posthumous reaction to news that Bobbi Kristina and her “adopted” brother, Nick Gordon, may be having an “incestuous” affair. According to TMZ, Kristina…

Eight Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Bro, what a mission! We just moved into a new place outside the city limits y los vesinos are already starting to piss us off. They’ve got three huge dogs, one of which insists on barking super early in the morning while the other two stare us down through a…