Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” Video: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Justin Bieber has been such a little tease lately. He got us all worked up with his new grown-and-sexy single “Boyfriend.” But until yesterday, all we could do was fantasize about his new barely-legal moves and watch a few 20-second video clips. Finally, though, the official “Boyfriend” video has been…

Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend Under $10

WTF, Pepsi? We told you yesterday about PepsiCo’s decision to partner up with the estate of Michael Jackson for a “global marketing push.” Like a homeless man recycling aluminum cans for a ten-cent refund, the carbonated conglomerate that nearly killed Jacko in 1984 is milking the King of Pop’s lifeless…

Make It Rain: A Three-Step Guide for Strip Club Newbies

The act of throwing money at nude or semi-nude dancers has been around for eons. Or at the very least, as long as gentleman clubs have existed. But there’s more to the art of ballin’ than just tossing paper currency in the air and watching it fall onto some stripper’s…

MANIK Names His Six Most Influential Classic Jams

Electronic dance music wunderkind MANIK (AKA Chris Manik) takes music very seriously. For one thing, he’s a prolific producer with over a dozen records released on top labels like Ovum, Poker Flat, Hot Creations, and Culprit in just a few years. But Manik is also a scholar of music. Literally. The…

Michael Jackson Lands Posthumous Deal With Pepsi

Time flies. It’s been nearly three years since Michael Jackson died at the hands of Conrad Murray, the result of too much propofol and respiratory arrest. From concerts to network specials, Jackson’s death triggered a seemingly endless stream of posthumous tributes. None, however, came in carbonated beverage form … Until…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. You probably don’t recognize the name. But General Seguín is the reason you’ll tape a felt mustache to your clean-shaven face and inadvertently offend 66 percent of the Hispanic population in the United States on Saturday. Without his leadership, the Mexican army wouldn’t have defeated French…

Ten Best Cinco De Mayo 2012 Parties in Miami

¡Andale way! Once again, it’s that time of year when America gets wasted in the name of the defeat of the French in the Battle of Puebla. Whatever. Tequila rules, the city is on fire, and we don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn. ¡Viva Miami! Here are the…

M83 Makes a Miami Comeback at the Fillmore September 26

This year’s Ultra Music Festival was great, but one performance left us sad and wanting. M83 was scheduled to perform an hour-long set on the second day, but due to some technical difficulties, the audience was given a bittersweet two song performance. It was probably one of the best, if…