Los Enanitos Verdes’ next album won’t be out until early next year, but that hasn’t stopped the Argentine rock group from promoting it. “We’re recording the new album, that’s why we’re celebrating,” lead singer Marciano Cantero recently told Mexico’s Diario de Yucatán. “The album’s so good, I’m so proud of…
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It’s the first weekend of the month. That means it’s time for your favorite museum happy hour. But you probably already spent the bulk of your paycheck on rent this week. And we’re guessing you haven’t eaten a solid meal in three days, just to save the last few bucks…
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Weezy is bored. Ever since Lil Wayne got outta the clink after serving eight months on Rikers Island for “attempted criminal possession of a weapon,” he’s been dropping clues about retiring to a life of chillin’ with his kids, writing memoirs, watching 18 hours of ESPN per day, managing his…
George W. Bush knew that he had “made a mistake” when he sent troops into Iraq, according Tony Bennett. “He told me personally [at the 2005 Kennedy Center Honors].” At 86 years old, society sort of gives you a get-out-of-jail-free card. You can say pretty much whatever you want. Outlandish…
Remember your first computer? Ours was a rather unflattering, bulky Packard Bell Legend with horrid speakers hanging off the monitor. There was also a flimsy microphone that we could use on the integrated “telephone answering system with full-duplex speakerphone.” But a digital phone system was only the beginning of our…
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How ’bout them Marlins? Just kidding. Despite the win last night over Atlanta, the Fish are still struggling to stay afloat. The team’s front office spent the better part of July trading key members of the organization and freeing up the payroll. For whatever reason, Heath Bell’s still wearing a…
Identity Festival 2012 at Klipsch Amphitheater August 4
Gigantes Tour With Marc Anthony, Marco Antonio Solis, and Chayanne at American Airlines Arena August 3 and 4
Ted Nugent at Revolution Live August 7
Rev Run at LIV Nightclub August 3
Stevie Nicks and Rod Stewart’s Heart and Soul Tour at BankAtlantic Center August 4
Eric Prydz at Identity Festival 2012 at Klipsch Amphitheater August 4
O Rappa at Fillmore Miami Beach August 5
Rebecca and Fiona at Set Nightclub August 5
See also “Who Wants Tickets for Identity Festival in Miami?” — plus Crossfade’s interview with Eric Prydz and “ID 2012’s Five Most Exciting Artists.” Got your arctic fox spirit hoodie? Sleeveless “Beef Cake” t-shirt? Frosty fake Wayfarer shades? Skyn extra-lubricated condoms? Free Identity Festival 2012 tix? Check, check, check, check,…
It takes a real man (or Crossfade’s grandma) to grow a truly special mustache. And Adam Wills, multi-instrumentalist in widescreen synthpoppers Bear in Heaven, is just such a man. Look at that ‘stache! It sits astride his upper lip like the legs of the Colossus of Rhodes! Virility personified!…
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Taylor Swift’s in trouble. According to website Gossip Cop, the 22-year-old pop star and highest-paid celebrity under 30 spent the weekend with Robert F. Kennedy’s grandson Conor at his family’s New England compound in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts. Bad news … Because if you consider all of the tragic mishaps that…
JC, Joey, Justin, Lance, and … Um, who’s the fifth guy? Oh, right, Chris! And good news for Captain Kirkpatrick’s legion of followers: Aside from a from a torn ACL in his left knee, the former ‘N SYNC countertenor is alive and well, seemingly pushing toward a monumental comeback that’ll…
