Ten Best Songs for Forgetting Your Ex and F#$%ing the Pain Away

Breaking up sucks. But the best way to get over that shitty someone is getting back up on it with someone else. No, we don’t mean jump right into another relationship. That’d foolish and it won’t heal anything. What a freshly broken heart needs is a strange, meaningless sexual encounter…

Toad Eyes Talks Hiatus, Explosive Warts, and Kicking People in the Face

After becoming big stars among the Biscayne Corridor’s Senior High and Junior College demographics (not to mention landing spots on tastemaking scene showcases like Death To The Sun 2011 and the most recent edition of Sweatstock), proggy pop-punk power trio Toad Eyes is taking an indefinite hiatus. The cause turns…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 45 to 41

Yesterday, we here at Crossfade went bangin’ on the beach with Miami Bass Warriors and even enjoyed some bathroom fellatio with Rat Bastard’s Scraping Teeth. But that was just the beginning of our weird and wild ten-day trip through the MIA’s long and varied musical history. For today’s edition of…

Fashion Freakouts at Gathering of the Juggalos

See Crossfade’s “Best of the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos” slideshow. The Gathering of the Juggalos is a cultural mecca for Middle American freaks. Now, the FBI may consider Insane Clown Posse and their Faygo-soaked followers to be a gang. But that just eems like a shitty attempt by the…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 50 to 46

Welcome to Miami. The beach is bangin’. Ditto the babes of both sexes. And the music is the effing best, bro. But while the rest of America might want to limit the MIA’s music scene to its coked-out clubbers, horny Calle Ocho party crews, and ass-blasting rappers, Dade County has…