Danny Daze’s Top Five Miami Jams of All Time

DJ-producer Danny Daze is an international player now, zigzagging around the global party circuit and throwing down at all the hotspots from Los Angeles to Ibiza to Melbourne. But for Danny, it all started in Miami — the place he still calls home. Back in March, he reminisced with Crossfade…

Six Club Drugs to Get You Through the Mayan Apocalypse

New Year’s Eve is the high holiday of unacceptable behavior suddenly becoming acceptable. Because, well, you were fucking wasted. And just imagine if the next day nobody was going to be able to hold you accountable for your despicable life choices. Sounds kind of ideal, right? Well, you might not…

Best and Worst of the S.S. Coachella

The S.S. Coachella returned safely Wednesday morning after a relatively wobbly night’s sail across the Caribbean Sea. The voyage was a success. The boat didn’t sink, and constant forced Purell-ing kept us all from contracting tropical illnesses or just the flu from our diseased shipmates. Three days, 400 meals, 30…

Ten Best Apocalypse 2012 Parties in Miami

OMG, you guys. Please shut up with all these awful statuses about “holy crap da Mayans” and “whatchu think gon’ happen tomorrow” and “evolved consciousness ftw” and “damn I better wear my sexy undies cause Ima fuck tonight end of world #swag.” We here at Crossfade gotta get drunk just…

S.S. Coachella: Top Ten Fashion Moments!

Most people we met on the S.S. Coachella had never been on a cruise. Like us, they were probably not so sure what to pack or how to dress for three days of awkwardly saying “Hi!” to their favorite bands on a floating building at sea. But like the festival,…

Miley Cyrus Ass-Grabs “Big Booty Ho” for Her Birthday

What’d y’all do on your 20th birthday? If it was anything like ours, you spent 45 minutes waiting for a table at some generic hibachi restaurant, and the three days thereafter puking up shellfish. If you’re B-list pop royalty, however, you spent the big two-oh mean muggin’ and feelin’ on…