DJ Laz’s Top Ten Booty Jams of All Time

DJ Laz scratches a record with his teeth as a stage full of booty dancers pop and roll to the endless cheers of a wild, neon audience lost in the ecstasy of bass. Da Pimp Wit Da Limp looks up, flashes his trademark grin, reaches behind his own back, and…

Pitbull and Rick Ross Claim to Be Billionaires, Only Make About $9 Million a Year

Believing a rapper who says “I’m a motherfuckin’ billionaire” is just as ridiculous as believing a politician who says “I will be honest, accountable, and faithful to my wife.” Still, in pursuit of some LOLs, Bloomberg Businessweek (a publication that’s owned, coincidentally, by billionaire and politician Michael Bloomberg) has assembled…

Carlos Vives’ Como Le Gusta a Mi Pueblo Tour in Miami July 13

For having earned multiple platinum records, becoming the first Colombian artist to snag a Grammy for Best Traditional Tropical Album, holding the record for Latin Grammy nominations, and being married to a former Miss Colombia, Carlos Vives is a pretty humble guy. “It’s an amazing feeling,” he says, “when we…

LeBron James Raps, Covers Jay-Z and Kanye’s “Niggas in Paris”

If you are a ride-or-die 305 fan… Then you already know that LeBron James isn’t just a Miami Heat superstar, two-time NBA Finals MVP, and all-around superhuman athlete. He’s a part-time rapper too. See also: -LeBron Raps, Popping Million Mollies in Five Minutes: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown…

Pitbull Ranked Ninth Worst Rapper of All Time

From the weed to the X, from the X to the blow, Pitbull has hustled his Cuban-American dick off to fulfill a prophecy that he rapped about nearly ten years ago on “305 Anthem”: “Mark my words, I’m next to blow.” He was right. El tipo’s proven to be a…

Five Best Parties on South Beach This Week

Perhaps your ambitions as a party person are no loftier than gettin’ crunk with all those club mofos in the SoBe VIP. Or maybe you just wanna do the “Banana Pop” with a couple of so-called Hungarian PornoStars. Of course, though, you could always be in the midst a soulful…

Marilyn Manson’s Top Six NSFW Moments

The man born Brian Warner is actually rather shy. But give him some color contacts, a latex body suit, and a crowd of thousands and that skinny, pasty, quiet Florida boy transforms into Marilyn Manson, one of the most shocking musical entertainers of all time. After nearly two decades of…

Carol City’s King Colosus: “There’s a Million Trayvons”

King Colosus rose from the streets of Carol City to malls all over America when he signed a groundbreaking independent distribution deal in 2008 for his solo rap debut. But before his album was ever shrink-wrapped and stocked on the shelves at Best Buy, his lyrics echoed through the rec…

The Weeknd Announces “The Fall” 2013 Tour Dates, Coming to Miami

“Foreplay,” The Weeknd tweets, “has come to an end.” A few days ago, the future R&B seducer revealed that his sophomore album, Kiss Land, the follow-up to the House of Balloons/Thursday/Echoes of Silence mixtape trilogy, will be released at the end of “summertime, baby.” And now he’s announced “The Fall,”…