Fashion Freakouts at Gathering of the Juggalos 2013 (NSFW)

The annual Gathering of the Juggalos is about 30-percent music festival, 20-percent drug-running racket, and 40-percent community organization. But all that other shit aside, it’s 100-percent titty central. Like, there are basically a whole bunch of titties. You got big titties, small titties, saggy titties, pierced titties, painted titties, alert…

Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

South Beach … knows how to party. In the citaaay of models and bottles, we keep it rockin’ every night with celebrity-studded parties that run till dawn and world-class badasses like Ace Hood, Danny Avila, Michael Woods, and others of that caliber. That’s not our Miami love talking, it’s a…

What Happens After 5 a.m. at the Gathering of the Juggalos?

Photo by Nate “Igor” Smith…And this is all before 5 a.m. Festivities here at the Gathering of the Juggalos run every day from noon until 5 a.m., and then things start getting weird. That’s not to say they weren’t weird to begin with, but after hours of drugs and partying…

Gathering of the Juggalos’ Best Quotes

Photo by Nate “Igor” Smith During the Gathering of the Juggalos, Cave-In Rock, Illinois, becomes a sonic disaster zone. Even if you’re a rap lover, it’s hard to keep your mind sharp with all of the noise. But within the cacophony of sounds, a few incredible Juggalo statements were somehow…

Ten Things You Don’t Need for Camping with Juggalos

Photo by Nate “Igor” SmithOnce you arrive at the Gathering, you quickly learn you did not need to bring all that food. Even as we enter day four of our time here at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, we still haven’t yet exactly mastered the art of…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Just because it’s Monday, who says you can’t “keep on dancing” and “party every day”? With alt-rock, pop, and metal shows going down, we predict that you’ll be doing a whole lotta rockin’ and rollin’. Good luck going into the office the next morning. Check the cut for Crossfade’s best…

Fan Dies at Gathering of the Juggalos, Probable Drug Overdose

Photo by Daniel HillThe now-closed “drug bridge.” The Gathering of the Juggalos’ infamous “drug bridge” was closed on Friday, following reports of a fatal overdose. Ambulances were on the scene at Cave-in-Rock, Illinois around 2 p.m. local time, according to witnesses. The substance involved is believed to be heroin. Since…

Five Reasons Why The Killers Don’t Suck

Every hipster millennial had their Killers moment. These kids vehemently yelled “Mr. Brightside” in the shower, and then on the bus to school (since it was 2004, and Discmans were still in), they packed an extra set of Duracells for a habitual Hot Fuss morning sesh. Over the years though,…

How Jay Z and Justin Timberlake Made It This Far

Jay Z and Justin Timberlake are so rich that their butlers have butlers, their maids have maids, and their cars have cars. They’re so rich that bankers in parking lots fight each other to the death in a circle of fire trying to secure their investments. They’re so rich that…

Ten Best Rap Clubs in Miami

As 305 maestro Pitbull boasts in “Welcome to Miami” (Dat Lil Chico’s edition of Jermaine Dupri’s infectious ATL anthem): “Y’all got Uncle Sam, we got Uncle Luke.” Mr. Worldwide is damn right. Ever since the early days of Luke’s booty bass, the Magic City has been an X-rated paradise full…

Paul van Dyk at Mansion Miami August 9

Dance music isn’t a religion, but taking a look around today’s dance floor might lead you to believe it’s possible. It’s not all sex and hedonism. These beat freaks are having life-changing experiences. They flock from all over the world to pray at the altar of light and bpms. And…

Mayday Releases New Album, Believers, on Strange Music Inc.

If the Clash were from Miami and made a record in 2013, it would sound like ¡Mayday!’s new album, Believers. With rock and Caribbean guitar riffs, simple but heavy bass lines, snap-and-crack drums, multilayered lyrics, and catchy hooks, this slab is the Miami rap crew’s latest masterpiece. New Times spoke…