Five Funniest Musicians on Vine

In the 1920s, some intellectual turd purportedly told Earnest Hemingway that he couldn’t write a compelling story in less than a few hundred words, and Hemingway was all, “Watch this.” He drank something stiff, no doubt, and turned out a most heart-wrenching tale in six words: “For sale: Baby shoes,…

No Te Va Gustar: “Our Life Is Music, That’s All We Know”

“We’ve got a name, but you’re not gonna like it.” That’s exactly how Uruguay’s Latin Grammy-nominated rock band came up with its well-known moniker, No Te Va Gustar, or You’re Not Going To Like It. “It was like a joke between the band,” explains drummer Diego Bartaburu. “The band first…

Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

The beauty of living in the Magic City (aside from the perfectly-chiseled, gorgeous people and orange, pink, and purple sunsets, of course) is the endless star-studded bashes jam packed with world-class DJs and overflowing Hennessey. And that’s not just on the weekend — that’s every night of the week. Check…

The Weeknd’s Kiss Land Tour in Miami: A 15-Photo Recap

At 9 o’clock sharp in downtown Miami, the Weeknd — also known as Abel Tesfaye — took to the microphone behind a translucent curtain hanging from the rafters above a nearly pitch-black stage. His repentant yowls chilled the packed James L. Knight Center as he opened with “Adaptation” from the…

Five Best Concerts in Miami

Music must be magic. What else (besides maybe booze) can unite hipsters with large, thick-framed glasses and red lipstick, rockers with fishnet stalkings and leather jackets, models with little black dresses, and everyone else in between for the sole purpose of jammin’? Whatever it is, music’s got it. So let’s…

Miley Cyrus’ Guide to Drugs: Weed, Cocaine, Molly, and More!

As the world waits with bated breath to see what America’s favorite twerk monster will do next, we can say with near-absolute certainty that it will be something to do with weed smoking — not that there’s anything wrong with that. In the past, lil’-no-more Miley Cyrus has been shifty…

Who Wants Free Tickets for Robb Banks’ Tha City Private Listening Party?

“Bitch dont look at me…i ain hear to start trends.” That’s the word from Robb Bank$, a 19-year-old, born-in-Brooklyn, bred-in-Coral-Springs rapper who’s all about not giving “fuks,” writing lines on “dat lean,” and hollering “out wit tha old in wit tha new i guess…but wut next?” And this is what’s…

Admire Andrea, Life After Kat Stacks: An Exclusive Video Interview

Who is Andrea Herrera? The hip-hop community knows her better by her street name, Kat Stacks. Y’know, the loud-mouthed Venezuela-born former prostitute who helped boost World Star Hip Hop’s Internet ratings by bragging on video about having slept with basically every famous rapper on the scene. Stacks was kind of…