The Ten People You Meet at Calle Ocho

It’s no mistake that Pitbull’s breakout hit was named “Calle Ocho.” Every year, over a million people show up for Miami’s largest street festival, making it one of the world’s great wonders in human entertainment. Many nations gather under the beating March sun to dance, feast, and party at that…

The EDM Bubble Hasn’t Burst, but the Neon Novelty Has Worn Off

It’s been about four years since EDM exploded into a supernova-level pop culture phenomenon. And it’s been about a year since the term dubstep was added to the dictionary. (“A type of electronic dance music,” the definition reads, “having prominent bass lines and syncopated drum patterns.”) So yeah, some of…

Miami’s Five Best Concerts This Week

Nothing’s worse than waking up to the sound of your alarm thinking it’s Friday when, in fact, it’s only Monday. Sure, it’s a brutal reality, but here’s a comforting fact: come 5 p.m., there’ll be nothing but good music and kickass shows coming your way. Just check out the five…

Miami New Times Is Getting Some Work Done

If anyone understands beauty upkeep, it’s you, Miami. Yes, New Times is getting a little nip and tuck and coming back to you very soon looking a bit more, um, refreshed. While we’re gone, there won’t be any new content on our site until midday Monday, March 16. (It takes…

Miami’s Ten Under $10 Weekend Party Guide

The weekend was created equally for everyone in the Magic City… Even for us broke 305ers. And while we wouldn’t mind a few extra bucks in our pocket, when you live in Miami, you don’t need wads of cash to party like an EDM pop star every Friday, Saturday, and…

Uncle Luke and 2 Live Crew Add Reunion Tour Concert in Miami

We knew this moment was coming. Uncle Luke and 2 Live Crew have finally added a Miami show to their triumphant reunion tour around this great nation that once wanted them to waste away in a jail cell for being As Nasty As They Wanna Be. Call your freakiest ho,…

Miami’s Five Best Underground Dance Clubs

Miami’s megaclubs are definitely something we’d recommend everyone experience at least once — if they can afford it. Often referred to as “Vegas style,” South Beach was actually providing this kind of entertainment long before Sin City jumped on the EDM bandwagon. But unlike Las Vegas, Miami also boasts lots…

Miami’s Five Best Concerts This Week

Beats and sunshine. That’s what makes the Magic City so, um, magical. And even though it may be Monday, just think about all the good music you’ll get to hear once the most dreaded day of the work week passes. To give you a little motivation, we’re hooking you up…