It’s Monday, which means you’re probably nursing a hangover and doing your best not to think about the fact that you’ve got a full work week waiting for you. But, whatever it is you did this weekend, it probably can’t compare to Eskeerdo’s two-day pachanga in the official visual adaptation…
“You know how on Facebook you get these sponsored messages? I kept getting an ad for Ted Nugent’s show at Pompano Beach Amphitheater,” Tony Landa, bassist for Humbert, tells us. “One day after seeing it I yelled, ‘Fuck Ted Nugent!’ and then I thought: could that be a show?” Turns…
After a much-needed two-year hiatus from the madness that is Insane Clown Posse’s annual Gathering of the Juggalos festival, we’re happy to report that this year, our sister paper, L.A. Weekly, is off to Thornville, Ohio for the Gathering, which runs July 20-23, and will be reporting throughout the week on all…
In the not-so-distant future, when internet culture crushes humanity under the weight of deadpan hipster irony and belligerent comment sections, one man will stand above the fray, shouting “one love” until the bitter end. That person, perhaps one of the few in our world still left unscathed by cynicism, is…
Burger Records babes Las Robertas are on the way to make their Miami debut this week. Today, the Costa Rican lo-fi garage group with ’60s sensibilities is made up of bassist Sonya Carmona, drummer Fabrizio Durán and vocalist and guitarist Mercedes Oller, the only original member from the first lineup. The trio…
Miami Swim Week is here, and if you’d like to grab some quick cardio somewhere slightly more exciting than LA Fitness, you can head to the intimate South Beach club, Rec Room, this Saturday. Up-and-coming Fool’s Gold artist Speakerfoxxx (and one half of Bosco and Speakerfoxxx) will be playing a…
Dance music and Miami have been bedfellows pretty much from the start, from way back to its R&B and disco roots to its current EDM form. To have a conversation today about dance music without mentioning Miami is to leave out a very important chunk of the genre’s development. From…
Finding success in the competitive world of film scoring is challenging enough. But coming up with a completely new type of musical invention with which to play one’s craft is likely even more daunting, especially in a universe where seemingly every sound and sample has already found a practical use…
I remember sprinting into Toys “R” Us as a young tot and barreling towards the Pokémon cards, stabbing anyone who dare obstruct my path with a mechanical pencil. I was obsessed. The world was obsessed. And, within the last week, that obsession that gripped so many millennials tightly in its little yellow…
Men have had it pretty good for the last, oh, few thousand years. Ruling the world, waging war, oppressing anyone weaker and penis-less — it must have been tiring work. Well, good news, men. You can take a break. Your time at the top of everything from the corporate world…
Like other urbanized bastions of creative inspiration, the South Florida landscape alternates between mind-numbingly dull and breathtakingly stunning. For as much as the monotonous stretch of suburban sprawl dominates the conception of South Florida living, people are all too quick to forget about the quiet wonders and opportunities that are…
“Does Miami have any punks?” director Penelope Spheeris wondered in a phone call with New Times. “I’m surprised when there are any in these fancy resort cities.” Apparently Spheeris has never been to Churchill’s. But she has seen her fair share of punks. Her 1981 documentary, Decline of Western Civilization,…
Today, III Points’ single-day passes went on sale. A limited number of single-day tickets went live at 11:11 a.m., starting at $70 plus fees. General admission three-day passes are currently on sale for $155. A few weeks ago, the Wynwood festival heading into its fourth year introduced its Foresight pass, a sort of…
Few rappers have fallen as fast, as far, and as hard as Ja Rule. From the late 1990s through the early 2000s, the Queens native released a string of top 20 Billboard Hot 100 hits and earned four Grammy nominations along the way. He was featured on tracks with Jay…
In July of 1810, the people of Colombia took to the streets to protest the rule of the Spanish in a movement that would eventually lead to a permanent state of independence. Officially, the South American nation celebrates that break from imperialism July 20 even though the struggle lasted nearly…
“How Pitbull Went from Miami Street Rapper to Global Brand Ambassador.” That was the headline for Vanity Fair’s recent profile of Armando Perez, which will run in the magazine’s April issue. But, sadly, over the course of 2,396 words, the magazine fails to deliver on its promise. What it gives…
Double headlining shows like Modest Mouse and Brand New seem to only make sense financially. You get two bands who might not be able to sell out a venue as large as Bayfront individually, and clump them together for a big turnout, even if it is kind of weird. And,…
This week, there’s no need for music fans to stray too far from the cultural, working class heart of Miami, Little Havana. For decades the area was just another one of the city’s quirky neighborhoods that, along with so many of our boroughs, sported a rich and unique personality all…
Miami’s annual Swim Week is both an international celebration of the latest in swimwear fashion and the plot of a 13-year-old boy’s erotic novel: A sunny city awakes one morning to find it has been invaded by models in…bikinis. But if you’re not interested in runways or fashion or bikinis,…
Founded in 2007 by the acclaimed DJs A-Trak and Nick Catchdubs, Fool’s Gold Records is known as one of the most exciting incubators of hip-hop and electronic talent this world has to offer. With a roster of dozens of artists — both well known and underground — and a rolodex…
If you were to just see the name before hearing the music, you might expect the Velocity Gospel to be some sort of speed metal gospel choir, which — don’t get us wrong — sounds awesome. But if you ask the man behind it all (and he has been asked…
Last week we saw Trick Daddy nearly lose his marbles on Facebook live, but it’s not all bad news for Miami hip-hop. Check out the brighter side of South Florida rap and see what dropped this week that caught out attention. 5. Zoey Dollaz, “Port Au Prince.” North Miami native…
