Tired of the Meat Market? Try the Supermarket

Marriage material is something you just don’t find much of in clubland. Most party people lack the mindset to settle down, even as they keep their eyes peeled for that one and only Mr. or Ms. Right. In fact Prive, Mynt, crobar, and other joints that deal in decadence and…

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Sheldon Prince Fridays, Opium Garden By day, London-born Sheldon Prince works as promotion director and product manager for the Fort Lauderdale company Soulfuric, South Florida’s fastest-growing distribution outlet for quality dance music. At night, he builds his reputation as a DJ who keeps the house flame burning in a town…

Hungry Goths

The Kendall-area home of Harry Varela is framed by the backdrop of the balcony’s sliding glass door as he points at a cramped corner of the dining room. Attired in a thuggish-looking wife beater and jeans, he chuckles when he calls it “Chocolate Thunder Studios.” The name seems like the…

Out to Impress

Sheyenne Rivers oozes pure rock goddess appeal. It’s her singular presence — blond, beautiful, and undeniably erotic — that commands the crowd’s attention during a recent gig at Tuscany Trattoria in Coconut Grove with her band, I Digress. As the other musicians dutifully run through the repertoire onstage, she glides…

Pink Dot Dash

The official story of the Legendary Pink Dots’ name mentions a keyboard player who needed nail polish to mark which notes to play. Yet leader Edward Ka-Spel has picked up the kaleidoscope dropped by Syd Barrett and brought it blazing into the 21st Century with a distinctly Floydian hue. Not…

Mash Out

An eerie silence crept down Washington Avenue this past Saturday on Memorial Day weekend, even though the street was lined with young blacks (and, to a lesser extent, Latinos and whites) streaming in and out of clubs such as crobar, Mansion, and Krave; sitting against storefronts and in front of…

Tiësto

The Dutch aren’t known for much besides cheese, but Tiësto and his fellow countrymen Armin Van Buuren and Ferry Corsten are making a case for Holland as the home of the DJ as rock god. Tiësto’s latest release, Just Be, is an ambitious ten-track exploration of trance mixed with traditional…

Junior Boys

As if Timbaland hasn’t accomplished enough, Junior Boys’ debut signals another achievement for contemporary pop’s MVP: influencing (and therefore elevating) blue-eyed soul. Affected as he is, lead singer Jeremy Greenspan doesn’t need melisma or homeboy posturing when he has herky-jer-er-er-ky beats to mimic Tim’s stutter’n’B. But Exit isn’t just about…

Teargas & Plateglass

You’re walking alone down an alien cityscape surrounded by familiar, yet vaguely threatening sounds — the far-off wail of an ambulance siren, the hollow echo of a passing subway train rising up from an iron grate, the hiss of dirty steam coming from a rusted pipe, and the sudden tap-tap-tap…

Amp Fiddler

Detroit musician Amp Fiddler’s Waltz of a Ghetto Fly sounds like a homage to Sly and the Family Stone’s There’s a Riot Goin’ On without the drowsy cocaine-induced lows, or D’Angelo’s Voodoo without the love affair as blood-soaked ritual motif. In other words, it’s all about impassioned extemporizing, R&B as…

Masta Killa

In 1993 Jamel Arief, better known as Masta Killa (né Noodles), was chosen as the ninth core member of the then-formidable Wu-Tang Clan. It took the professional rookie the next decade, dog years in the rap game, to ready his solo debut. No Said Date arrives as the rap cognoscenti…

Local Heroes

Dirty Dozen Brass Band In New Orleans, people hire brass bands for all occasions, including weddings, parties, and funerals. We’re talking the rat-a-tat drum, slurping trombone, rollicking trumpet, huffing tuba, march-down-the-street combination that’s long been a unique staple of the city. The Dirty Dozen Brass Band took that formula and…

ROK It

Look out, because Tommy Lee is now part of the South Beach partyscape. He has officially kicked off his new club ROK Bar after months of waiting for construction to wrap up, and a previous unofficial opening that the rock star skipped out on because he supposedly couldn’t find a…

Take the Weight

Evolution can’t happen without the past and house music can’t move forward without its history intact. This is the philosophy Grammy-winning DJ/producer Peter Rauhofer subscribes to, and it deserves the attention of every newcomer looking to ride the wave paved by pioneers like him. On a muggy evening in New…

Dirt Hustlin’

It’s not easy keeping up with Lil’ Jon. On a warm spring evening inside Jonathan Smith’s mansion on the exclusive South Beach community Sunset Island Number One, a temporary residence his label TVT Records has rented for him while he cranks out a new album and sundry remixes for everyone…

Local Heroes

Against All Authority Against All Authority has just returned from a two-month tour across the States on which it shared the bill with the Code and the Suicide Machines. On Friday the decade-old, ska-tinged sociopolitical activists will take to the stage in Kendall, in order to bring the road’s energy…

Pedro the Lion

Several years ago, U2 singer Bono told Rolling Stone magazine about a visit he and bassist Adam Clayton once made to the home of fellow devout Christians Johnny and June Carter Cash. As they sat down to eat dinner, Bono recalled, “John spoke this beautiful, poetic grace, and we were…

The New Year

The New Year makes the kind of indie-rock that was supposed to go out of style once indietronica and electroclash took over — that is, depressive, ironic, poetic, introverted, and overtly influenced by the Velvet Underground. Clocking in at nine songs and 33 minutes, The End Is Near weaves its…

French Kicks

Sneaking onto the scene with their instruments like the children in The School of Rock with a dreamy mix of class and expansive romance, the French Kicks are not of this cynical rock world. But while their 2002 debut, the gorgeous, semioverlooked One Time Bells, gushed freely with cherished tears…

Dieselboy

Roni Size and Goldie may have the celebrity market cornered, but it is Dieselboy who has the hardcore following. On his eighth mixed CD, The Dungeonmaster’s Guide, the jungle master pursues a fantasy theme with an adventure narrated by Peter Cullen, the voice behind Venger from the animated series Dungeons…

Los Amigos Invisibles

Arrive at the party after midnight, and the dancers look dull and bored. Same old music. Slip hostess The Venezuelan Zinga Son, Vol. 1. Suddenly everyone is as beautiful as the girl from Ipanema, as ba-a-ad as Superfly, and as fab as a shirtless boy shimmying at Paradise Garage. Primal…

Bad Rap

As many as 200,000 visitors, mostly black hip-hop fans, flock to Miami Beach each year during Memorial Day weekend. And even though the overwhelming majority of them are responsible tourists who inject tens of millions of their hard-earned dollars into South Beach’s economy, they still get a bad rap. That’s…