Behrouz and Will Renuart’s Do Not Sit on the Furniture Finally Opens on South Beach

The “abandoned-treasure-turned-retro-sixties-alternative-atomic-bomb-dance-music-bar-institution” that is Do Not Sit on the Furniture (or Don’t Sit for short) is officially opening its doors. Don’t Sit debuted its SoBe “living room” on Fourth of July weekend, but tonight marks the soft opening of the club, where owner and Electric Pickle veteran Behrouz will be…

Therapy Miami Becoming Gay Male Strip Club

When one club closes, another one opens. That’s how we here at Crossfade summed up the Miami nightlife cycle in the opening to our profile of downtown’s Therapy when it launched during Miami Music Week 2013. But you know, maybe we’d have been closer to the truth with something like,…

Willie Clarke on the Rise and Fall of TK Records

In the 1970’s TK Productions was 10 times more powerful than Cash Money Records is today. Company President Henry Stone had more artists, more hits, greater distribution, and more sales. But when 1980 hit it all came crashing down and the company went bankrupt. One of his first million selling…

Miami’s Maruta Signs With Relapse Records

It’s always great to see local bands do big things. And for Miami-bred technical grind masters, Maruta, signing to Relapse Records, a titan among extreme genre labels, has been a long time coming. The group, currently composed of Mitchell Luna, Eduardo Boria, Mauro Cordoba, and Daniel Morris, has previously put…

Calvin Harris Calls Heckler “Dumb Fucking Bitch” at LIV Miami

Must be lonely at the top for the world’s richest DJ, Calvin Harris. Harris was once an underground sensation — a favorite among late-2000s hipsters — thanks to cuts like “Acceptable in the ’80s” and “The Girls.” Needless to say, he has taken a more pop approach to dance music…

Uncle Sam’s Music Moves to New South Beach Location

For 22 years, Uncle Sam’s Music has been one of the best record stores in South Florida, a place where you can buy a used CD, a new record, and a bag of incense, a pipe, and a t-shirt to go with it. After nearly a quarter century, though, shop…

Willie Clarke on the Rise of Deep City Records

In 1975, Willie Clarke won a Grammy for his work on Betty Wright’s “Where Is The Love”. It’s one of many hits he wrote in the ’70s for the biggest independent record company in the world, Henry Stone’s TK Productions, out of Hialeah. But Clarke’s recording career began in the…

13 Richest DJs of 2013

Say what you wanna say … But the truth is there’s no escaping the uhntz-uhntz of Calvin Harris and the ilk. Within the last year alone, the blond-haired, bright-eyed Scottish EDM master made it to the Billboard Hot 100 at number 12 with his hit “Feel So Close,” signed a…

No, Phoenix Is Not Playing $0.25 Concert in Miami

Does a $0.25 cover charge for some superintimate, semi-secret show at a small waterfront bar with French art-rock geniuses Phoenix sound too good to be true? Well, yeah. But fans weren’t about to hesitate clicking the “Buy Tickets” button when Live Nation and Ticketmaster suddenly sent out an app alert…

Fan Dies at Gathering of the Juggalos, Probable Drug Overdose

Photo by Daniel HillThe now-closed “drug bridge.” The Gathering of the Juggalos’ infamous “drug bridge” was closed on Friday, following reports of a fatal overdose. Ambulances were on the scene at Cave-in-Rock, Illinois around 2 p.m. local time, according to witnesses. The substance involved is believed to be heroin. Since…

Five Reasons Why The Killers Don’t Suck

Every hipster millennial had their Killers moment. These kids vehemently yelled “Mr. Brightside” in the shower, and then on the bus to school (since it was 2004, and Discmans were still in), they packed an extra set of Duracells for a habitual Hot Fuss morning sesh. Over the years though,…

Miami’s Ten Heaviest Current Metal and Punk Bands

Miami has a long history of putting out great, unique sounding heavy bands. In much the same way that the marsupials of the Southern Hemisphere have evolved with combinations of traits unlike those of any other mammalian group, Miami’s isolated heavies are a genus unto themselves. And now, in particular,…