When middle-aged rock stars start breaking their backs like Bono, it’s hard not to wonder whether fans should request a mandatory retirement cutoff for all arena-level entertainers. But following emergency surgery in May and the cancellation of a bunch of tour dates including this summer’s original Miami stop, U2 actually…
Exactly 40 days ago, Crossfade broke the news about Plastikman’s Richie Hawtin’s scheduled invasion of Miami. (UPDATE Due to some press release confusion we made the mistake of assuming the DJ would be performing Plastikman material. Sorry.) And we also talked some shit about the fact that “buying a Richie Hawtin release…
Big news out of Ricky Martin’s camp: The Puerto Rican superstar has been locked away in the studio, hard at work on his latest record since the beginning of the year, as Crossfade reported here. It seems that fans won’t have to wait much longer to hear the first of…
It’s confirmed: Rachel Goodrich’s follow-up to her 2008 debut, Tinker Toys, will be released February 21. The Greg Wells-produced album, features 10 new tracks along with “Light Bulb.” (It’s unclear whether it’s a reworked or remastered version different from the one that appeared on her debut.)Unfortunately, it seems Rachel Goodrich…
What the hell is Burnie anyway? He looks like a rejected Muppet that’s been sleeping in a dumpster, a 7’6″ bag of ratty orange fur with a swollen green mini-basketball for a nose. And his official Miami Heat bio doesn’t help at all. It just totally dodges the question. Anyway,…
I’ve known Joe (or Joey as he was then) since the salad days of Cheers. Those were fun days that got even funner when we found out he frequented my friend’s mother’s liquor store in Kendall. For many years, there was a running joke that he owed me twenty bucks,…
Over the last few years, Fox’s Sherron Inn has become a bastion for the neglected hipsterati and outside culturists who live way too far from the trendy downtown and South Beach strips. Clad in his signature black slacks and black button-down, Randy Franco was a good friend and always-smiling fixture…
Only this morning, Crossfade hyped the upcoming Crocodiles concert at downtown cool kid club Grand Central with a hyperactive blurb about the San Diego band’s recent single “Kill Joe Arpaio” and the Arizona sheriff’s angry, Twitter-driven counterattack. This evening, though, we received an unfortunate piece of news via email that…
If there’s one dude who fully deserves to be an honorary citizen of our hot, clubby, coked-up little paradise, it’s booty bass and bathroom sex enthusiast Naeem Juwan Hanks, otherwise known as Spank Rock. Even though he was bred in B-More, the kid’s like Uncle Luke’s lost son, if the…
“Less is more,” proclaimed German-American modernist architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, describing the aesthetics of minimalism. A post-WWII movement rooted in the European avant-garde, minimalism reduces form down to its bare elements, fusing aesthetics and functionality with elegant simplicity. You can see it in the stark formalism of Bauhaus…
In order to officially achieve the rank of grown motherfucker, one must scratch three very specific things off the eternal To-Do list: (1) Make out with Nicki Minaj; (2) Earn an awesome nickname ending in -zy (e.g., Jeezy, Weezy, Kanyeezy); and (3) Celebrate a landmark b-day in the company of…
The Axe and the Oak is rapidly becoming a musical entitiy of interest in South Florida with its excellent blend of American roots music, danceable gothic rockabilly, and indie rock knowhow. And after checking out the band’s latest offering, the Record Store Day 2010 EP, we recently had a chance…
Is the great Raekwon, an 11th degree Wu-Tang ninja of the 36 Chambers, not enough for all you limited-edition running shoe obsessives? Apparently not. I guess that’s why Sneaker Pimps just today announced that the Boss Ricky Ross will join the lyrically legendary Chef at the top of tomorrow night’s…
Carol City’s boy wonder, Rick Ross, has just announced plans to tour. The Blowin Money Fast tour will take Ross across the United States before heading abroad to England, Trinidad, Haiti, South Africa, Nigeria, and other far-flung places. The preliminary tour schedule was released earlier this week and many Miamians…
This has to be some kind of record. It’s October 21 and we already know at least one act confirmed to appear at Ultra Music Festival 2011. Today, Crystal Castles’ publicist sent out a press release confirming a North American spring tour which includes a March 26 stop at Ultra.The…
Drop the Lime looking a little pensive. Maybe wondering, “Where did the bass go?”Brooklyn’s Luca Venezia, AKA Drop the Lime, needs to move to Miami already. He always seems to be here. We love him for it, though. He brings the dirty, funky bass like no other.To top it off,…
Local rapper/songwriter/DJ LMJ isn’t afraid of hip-hop orthodoxy, something that’s clear right down to his choice of footwear. Can you imagine any of your run-of-the-mill, testosterone-fueled street dudes proudly rocking these Adidas JS Wings sneakers by Jeremy Scott? No, and that’s a clue to the candy-colored, futuristic vision into which…
So far, 2010 has been a bad year for old-school South Florida musicians, from Lisa Hodapp to Dave Shibler to Norm “Sugarbone” Sloan, many of the people who set the groundwork for the musical awesomeness we enjoy nowadays are passing. It’s been bad. Some time ago, I had the pleasure…
The Axe and The Oak Record Store Day 2010 EP (Self-Released) myspace.com/axeandtheoak For all the moments I have personally felt agonized over this trio’s “eternal studio tinkering,” I’d like to first apologize for not jumping on this review as soon as I got the disc this past Record Store Day…
Are you a singer? Are you Latino? Do you watch American Idol and say, “I could whoop their sorry asses!” If the answer to all of these questions — or at least the first two — is yes, then Time Warner Cable and the National Hispanic Foundation for the Arts,…
Beer! Party! Fun! Do you know how incredibly rare it is to meet someone (let alone a fucking celebrity!) who exudes an Andrew W.K. level of pure and unironic enthusiasm for Life? Ever since he first exploded into popular consciousness with epic anthems like “Party Til You Puke,” the positive…
If you’re as big of a fan of emcees and battles as we are, you’ve probably realized one big flaw in the hip-hop chain: Most of these battles take place midday in the sweltering outdoor heat. We get the whole sweat-while-you-spit-rhymes mentality, but wouldn’t you rather enjoy the game at…
