Maybe he was having “threesomes with a fuckin’ triceratops, Reptar” or “fuckin’ Goldilocks up in the forest/in the three bear house eatin’ their muthafuckin’ porridge.” But for some strange reason, Tyler the Creator, the leader of 10-member L.A. rap crew Odd Future, “woke up with a sweaty dick” today. Or…
See Sweatstock 2011’s full lineup and set times. Thanks to Napster, Steve Jobs, and the overlords of the Internet, we all live in an increasingly immaterial world where the only acceptable way to package, market, and consume music is the ubiquitous MP3 or some comparable digital audio encoding format. Needless…
You know the current crop of noisy electronic acts like Crystal Castles and Sleigh Bells? Well, they owe a lot to a certain Berlin hardcore outfit spearheaded by Alec Empire, Hanin Elias, Carl Crack, and Nic Endo. They were better known as Atari Teenage Riot and throughout the ’90s they…
We don’t need to remind you of the terrible ordeals currently facing the nation of Japan. The March 11 earthquake and subsequent tsunami destroyed large sections of the island’s northeastern coast, leaving tens of thousands dead or missing. And as if that wasn’t catastrophic enough, workers are still desperately attempting…
Jesus H. Christ! Perhaps it’s about time that Sweat Records owner Lauren Reskin called upon a santero to do a limpieza (washing) at the store. It has been stricken with bad luck since its inception. From hurricanes to AC failures to robberies, Sweat has seen it all.So is it any…
Are you ready to go psycho with Sweat Records, Panic Bomber, and the other 35 local noise fiends set to invade the Little Haiti record shop, its parking lot, and the entirety of the Churchill’s Pub complex in t-minus five days? Well, we here at Crossfade have already started stashing…
The time for subterfuge and obfuscation has come to an end. I will no longer employ cloak-and-dagger tricks in order to make a Cavity reunion happen. No. It is time for action! I have already covered a hefty span of their catalogue via my Blast From the Past column, e-mails…
There are certain things that are quintessentially Miami, like cafecitos at a board meeting and a doctor sporting a guayabera. Now add Rakontur Media Studio’s rapidly expanding library of South Florida-focused documentaries to that running list. For over a decade, director Billy Corben and producer Alfred Spellman have built their…
What? Are you serious? Iggy Pop on American Fucking Idol? I thought the apocalypse wasn’t scheduled to swallow us all till 2012. Yet according to Crossfade’s own personal bible, the end of the world would be heralded by five terrifying occurrences: (1) Steven Tyler would fall off a stage in…
Check out Crossfade’s previous post for a free download of A Totally Non-Ironic TBD Party Mix. When you’re drunk off your ass on rubyfruit jungle juice and dancing like a fly girl (or guy) in a too-tight thong, the world is a better place. And that’s one reason you should…
If, like Crossfade, you’ve actually attended the annual Exxxotica Expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center (or some comparably antiseptic megavenue in Chicago, Los Angeles, or New Jersey) and not just feverishly daydreamed about it while rubbing your sweaty palms together in the parking lot, you already know that the…
Back in the early ’90s, almost no one — except Pablo Escobar, his fellow kings of cocaine, and their constantly warring cartels — would’ve ever willingly taken a trip to Colombia’s 473-year-old subtropical capital, Bogotá. These days, though, the city is a dense urban hub that’s home to seven million…
Ah, college. It’s a hell of a time. Beer flowing freely from kegs, homecoming, Spring Break, and walks of shame across campus as morning light casts its accusing glare upon you. But some students actually choose to do something constructive with the time they spend at institutions of higher learning…
If you’re deep into the South Florida EDM scene, then you’ve probably heard of Riotgear, the DJ duo of Andy Pate and Bobby Bassett. And you definitely heard them if you went to Ultra Music Festival last month, where they rocked the main stage. What you may not know is…
Miami is a difficult place for an underage music junkie. Most venues are 21 and over. On the rare occasion that the age restriction is dropped to 18 or — even rarer — all ages, you know security is going to be keeping an extra set of eyes on you…
Lay where you’re laying, don’t make a sound. The Kings of Leon movie may be coming to your town. Before KOL was a popular rock quartet, they were just three brothers and a cousin from the small Nashville suburb of Mt. Juliet, Tennessee. They were raised by a Pentecostal preacher…
Jim Wurster is a musician of serious intent. His earliest efforts with Black Janet bolstered the perception, given that the band’s dark designs weren’t simply a by-product of their name. Still, Wurster really came into his own when he went solo and subsequently formed the Atomic Cowboys, taking a 180-degree…
Forget paying your dues as a music blogger, or even majoring in a relevant art like creative writing, breaking into the entertainment industry has never been easier. MTV Tr3s and Subway are looking for “unique personalities to join Wisin y Yandel on tour” as “guest correspondents” for Lo Que Te…
If you haven’t heard ANR’s latest record, Stay Kids, you are perhaps missing the Miami duo’s finest hour. It features tighter production, catchier hooks, and a bit of the unfamiliar to create something that sounds Pitchfork-ready without falling into the chillwave trap. (Thank the indie gods!)One of the album’s highlights,…
Who’s ready for a few lukewarm pints of fine Dutch pilsner and three straight, solid weeks of worldly party music? Indeed, it’s that time of the year again. It’s the sweaty season. We’re thirsty. And the fine folks over at the Rhythm Foundation have hooked us up with another edition…
How awesome would it be if the Jacuzzi Boys met Frank Zappa in a sonic cage match and they all emerged after three minutes, hugging each other, laughing at little private jokes, and humming beautiful music? Well, even if it’s impossible, that’s a battle (or love-in) I’d like to see…
Even 207 years after Lewis and Clark dared to make that first incredibly dangerous cross-continental trip, millions of Americans — like local prog-punk trio Jacobs Ladder –continue to head West, looking for fame, inspiration, intoxicants, babes of both sexes, and giant bags of cash. Needless to say, most of these…
