JC, Joey, Justin, Lance, and … Um, who’s the fifth guy? Oh, right, Chris! And good news for Captain Kirkpatrick’s legion of followers: Aside from a from a torn ACL in his left knee, the former ‘N SYNC countertenor is alive and well, seemingly pushing toward a monumental comeback that’ll…
We’ve all thought about Courtney Love’s Hole, right? But had you ever pictured her vagina? Neither had we until this morning. According to NME, Kurt Cobain’s 48-year-old widow recently tweeted a message to up-and-coming songstress Lana Del Rey in reference to the latter’s cover of Nirvana’s “Heart Shaped Box.” “You…
See also “Rick Ross: ‘All 305 Certified Ballers Will Be Present’ at The Bawse’s Miami Strip Club Party.” Tomorrow at 5 p.m., Rick Ross will visit the Best Buy in Pembroke Pines to sign copies of God Forgives, I Don’t. He did the same thing when Self Made: Vol. 2…
See also “Internet Trolls Try to Exile Pitbull to a Walmart on ‘the Frozen Alaskan Island of Kodiak'” and “#KeepPitbull305 Fails to Save Mr. Worldwide.” Flying from Cleveland to Alaska and then back down to the lower 48 for a show in Atlanta, Pitbull has proven that he’s tremendo world…
Like the History Channel, MTV is lying about itself. Despite their respective names, programming is anything but historical or musical. For example, Teen Mom and Snooki and JWoww are reality-ish shows, and they’re light-years away from MTV’s traditional business model built around a 24-hour music format. Today, music videos are…
It’s on! Guitar-slingin’ Petri dish John Mayer is supposedly dating Katy Perry. Hearing about this combination of America’s favorite sugar-frosted singer and Mayer is about as appetizing as munching on a strawberry Pop Tart that’s been used as a urinal cake. According to femalefirst.co.uk, Mayer has been squiring Perry around…
If a bar of soap were Justin Bieber’s mouth’s boyfriend, our skies would be a safer place. The Biebz was on a flight back from New Zealand when he and his fellow Biebonauts started spewing all sorts of nasty language. Even in doses of three ounces or less, the Bieb-Bop-a-Lula’s…
How awesome would it be if there were entire orchards of fruit-bearing woody plants with full-grown human females dangling from the branches, instead of apples, oranges, or mangoes? Unfortunately, that’s just Crossfade’s kinky agri-sexual fantasy. And even though it might seem that local pop-hop crooner Cris Cab and famous homie…
Don’t you want to dress like Joel Zimmerman? The skinny, mouthy man — better known as Deadmau5 — is the EDM rat king of hoodies, baggy shirts, and baseball caps. And now you can cop some official Mau5-approved clothes. Teaming up with sporty, punky streetwear brand Neff, Zimmerman has created…
The last time we heard about nude photos of Carly Rae Jepsen, her representatives were denying that any such photos existed, saying, “This is 200% NOT Carly.” So it shouldn’t be surprising that a short time after supposed stills from a Jepsen sex tape surfaced, police have confirmed that someone…
Has anyone seen Molly? She needs to register to vote in time for election season. Good thing Insomniac and Rock the Vote have teamed up to push that party girl and all her 18-and-up friends off the dance floor and into the voting booths this November. Spin the Vote is…
The music business doesn’t need another “unique artist” who blends “hip-hop, goth, pop, and funk with a rock star flare [sic] and major sex appeal.” So when Padge “Black Madam” Winslowe’s niche music career hit a brick wall, the Philly-based songstress started moonlighting as a purveyor of black-market butt injections,…
Being a full-time electro-pop rapper is hard work. Just ask Flo Rida. His secret? Serious abs, bro. And Flo’s ready to share his fitness tips, telling Billboard about a Rida-branded workout DVD series that could hit shelves as early as the end of this year. But why wait for the…
Long before she played Sara in Cocoon: The Return or Julia “Julie” Winston in Dolph Lundgren’s He-Man movie, Masters of the Universe, Courtney Cox got her big break in Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark” video. Tonight, the members of Miami’s own 90s Teen will be shooting their first proper…
See also “Watch the New Rick Ross Documentary, ‘We ‘Bout Business'” and “Rick Ross Smokes His Weight in Jamaican Weed” See? Now this is why you are supposed to wear all of your valuables around your neck instead of leaving them in your ride. Rumors are swirling like smoke from…
President Obama’s in Florida today, campaigning ’round the Sunshine State and asking for money to help fund his re-election run. As y’all know, however, times are rough. And that remaining $10 from last week’s paycheck can either go toward helping POTUS secure four more years in the White House or…
Trina’s a bad bitch. In fact, she’s Da Baddest Bitch. And when you’ve earned that title, you’re granted a virtual get-out-of-jail-free card and the license to do pretty much whatever you please. So, while the rest of us are stuck in an office cubicle, Trina’s off presumably getting high and…
Kendrick Lamar’s performance at Pitchfork Music Festival on July 15 in Chicago was one of the most talked about sets of the entire weekend. And not because it was any better than usual. Despite being young and relatively new to the indie rap game, Lamar’s proven himself to be a…
“You are music. You are unique. You are diverse. You are love. You are life. You are one.” That’s the official mantra of Miami’s newest superambitious music fest, UR1, a two-day concert event created by Go Big Productions, AKA Ultra cofounder Alex Omes and professional party-starter Emi Guerra. Billed as…
In Angolan culture, the celebration of life is strongest at death. This ritual is called komba and it takes place seven days after a corpse has been buried. Instead of shedding tears of sorrow, the deceased’s friends and family dance wildly into the night, drinking heavily and eating the dead…
See also “Internet Trolls Try to Exile Pitbull to a Walmart on ‘the Frozen Alaskan Island of Kodiak'” and “#KeepPitbull305 Fails to Save Mr. Worldwide.” By month’s end, Pitbull will likely become the first Cuban-American to ever willingly hop on a Kodiak, Alaska-bound flight for the sole purpose of visiting…
Just last year, Dutch electronic dance music superstar Tiësto was spinning tracks at South Beach’s Armani Exchange store. Last night, however, Tiësto seemingly abandoned the A|X partnership boat and jumped aboard the Guess train. According to Billboard, the EDM giant and designer denim brand have teamed up to create a…
