Wow, Chris Brown is such a bummer that we’re thinking about moving to The People’s Republic of China so we can’t even Google him. But alas … With each passing day, Breezy does something weird (like get a ratchet neck tattoo of a battered woman that kinda looks like Rihanna),…
It seems as though newly minted Rastafarian, Snoop Lion (formerly Snoop Doggy Dogg), has picked up more than a newfound appreciation for the work of Haile Selassie in service of Jah Rastafari. If the one-time West Coast gangsta’s Twitter is any indication (not to mention his endorsement of Obama), the…
Somebody isn’t paying the piper, and he’s getting on MTV and bitching about it on red carpets. French Montana’s big pool party hit “Pop That,” featuring verses from Miami resident rappers Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, and Drake, seems to owe a lot of its success to a well-chopped sample from…
Oy vey, what are you supposed to get a 36-year-old, 300-pound MC for his bar mitzvah? Do you go the quarter-pound of OG Kush route? Or the subtly extravagant iPad sleeve made of purebred dachshund fur route? And what’s the difference between a Black Bar Mitzvah and a standard run-of-the-mill…
Even though 2006 inductees Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols might think the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is “a piss stain” that charges too much for dinner and a gala, there are plenty of “music industry people” (i.e. not gaping A-holes) who’d be happy to grab a decent…
It’s a sad state of affairs when Rihanna and Chris Brown are sucking face and playing grab ass inside New York City’s Griffin nightclub. TMZ reports that Breezy and RiRi spent the better part of Monday night and early Tuesday morning “all over each other.” The former couple was allegedly…
Dancing is about fucking. Period. Anyone who says they just loooove to dance is either lying or totally DTF. Dancing dirty is just dancing honestly. This mating ritual is an essential cog in the complex machine that is The Birds and The Bees. But there is more than one way…
All is not well on the set of American Idol. More evidence that Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey despise one another was revealed last night after a video of the two Idol judges bickering like two drunk Hialeah chongas at an Ale House was leaked onto the Internet. According to…
What the hell is wrong with you, America? Look at you, sitting there covered in Cheeto dust, hearts pumping pure Coca-Cola, and you’re making fun of this nation’s beautiful pop tarts because they happen to put on 25 pounds? We here at Crossfade are tired of these finger-pointing, gut-busting shenanigans…
Many men wish death upon 50 Cent, but only one guy had the cojones to call a mainstream celebrity gossip website and ridicule the “twerp.” Rick Ross protégé and Maybach Music foot soldier Gunplay (AKA The Human L.A. Riot) called into TMZ Live to discuss his ongoing beef with G-Unit,…
It happened again. Just one year after puking on stage in the Philippines, Justin Bieber dedicated part of his show in Arizona to vomiting in front of a large crowd of screaming 12 year olds. According to ABC News, Biebz was in Glendale on Saturday night for the kickoff of…
We’ve said it before and, goddamn it, and we’ll say it again: Today’s rappers are softer than baby thighs. Biggie and Pac were actual gangbangers. Ol’ Dirty Bastard freebased so much crack cocaine that he changed his name from Big Baby Jesus to Dirt McGirt to Osirus and back again…
Just when you think you know someone, because they’ve literally grown up in the public eye, you find out that they’re one of four wives to an Arab millionaire and a secret Muslim! Well, that’s what the National Enquirer is saying about Janet Jackson in its latest cover story. And…
What’s better than spending Art Basel Miami Beach weekend with Kanye West getting absolutely no sleep, dressing extra-weird, partying superhard, guzzling gallons of electrolyte-loaded H2O, and delving hella deep into a Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? Well, the UR1 Festival … ‘Cause you’ll get to kick it with Kanye and several…
When Evan Lamb lost $60,000 worth of guitars and sound equipment to a brazen early-morning gas station van-jacking, we never thought he’d find his gear. But yesterday, a fence with a conscience contacted Lamb and returned the goods during a 5 a.m. transaction near the airport. The cops were none…
Lady Gaga is posting pictures of herself in her undies. But Mother Monster doesn’t think she’s very sexy. The Born This Way starlet took to her new social media site to share pictures of her bare body with fans while also revealing her constant struggle with eating disorders since she…
“Moon river, wider than a mile,” Andy Williams crooned. “I’m crossing you in style some day.” And last night, the singer, Emmy-winning TV legend, and six-time Grammy host went off to meet his “huckleberry friend,” passing away at his home in Branson, Missouri, after a yearlong battle with bladder cancer…
Sí, Crossfade’s still a little wet from last year’s “Rain Over Me” threesome with Pitbull and Marc Anthony. But we’re also dripping fresh excitement juices in anticipation of the 2012 Latin Grammys! Our most-soaked Spanish-language fantasy: The sexiest y más talentoso members of the Latin Recording Academy squish themselves into…
Lil Wayne cannot recall a goddamn thing. From his time behind bars on Rikers Island to selling the most records of any musician in 2008, the YMCMB mastermind has plum forgotten his whole life. At least, that seems to be his go-to response in recently released deposition videos, recorded during…
Locos Por Juana is one of the Best Miami Bands of All Time. And the self-described “Latin Urban Orchestra” just banged out another classic album, Somos De La Calle, packed with smoked out, Afro-reggae/dub-clash/hip-hop fusion. So we here at Crossfade called up this Grammy-nominated Latin fusion outfit’s Itagüí Correa for…
Evan Lamb was at the BP gas station at Coral Way and SW 23rd Avenue around 1 a.m. when he got a bad feeling about the $60,000 worth of gear that he’d left in his van with the engine running. As he was walking back to his idling truck, a…
The end is near. Swedish House Mafia’s Sebastian Ingrosso, Axwell, and Steve Angello just revealed the 26 dates for their One Last Tour in a most melodramatic fashion, announcing each new show about a minute apart. The world will be excited to know that the SHM guys are saying goodbye…
