Kanye West Begins Apology Tour in Miami, Hugs Female Paparazzi He (Almost) Slapped

Not everyone thinks that the Reggie-Bush-slept-with-Kim-Kardashian-before-Kanye-West joke is funny. Especially Yeezy himself. So when a local female paparazzo teased West and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian about the Miami Dolphins running back, the notoriously ill-tempered MC lost his shit and nearly slapped the woman. However, since the power couple is shopping…

Miley Cyrus Makes Sexy Vid With Miami-Born Porn Star Jessie Andrews

She’s done it all … Girl-on-girl sex scenes, deep-throat blowjobs, female-male-male threesomes, you name it. But 20-year-old Miami-born porn star Jessie Andrews is more than just a pretty strawberry blonde with adorable B-cups and unrivaled gag reflexes, she’s a bona fide music video sensation. Just seven months ago, Andrew starred…

Gunplay: $150,000 Bond and House Arrest

Gunplay is free, homie. Well, sorta … After surrendering to Miami police on an outstanding armed-robbery arrest warrant and getting his day in court with Judge William Thomas, then spending 12 days behind bars, the Maybach Music maniac has finally posted bond. And all it cost was $150,000. See also:…

Kaskade on DJ Mag Top 100 Poll: “Who Cares? I Do Not Care

The DJ Mag Top 100 comes out today. But pretty much no one cares. Like, it’s just an excuse for the machine to rip off more commercial consumers and demand bigger dollars for their predictable set performances, bro. These are producers. They’re not even DJs. You know who lives above…

Lady Gaga’s Vagina Is Infested With Insects, According to Die Antwoord

Gaga’s lady parts might be crawling with critters. But at least she’s got a hit. Two of the most visually striking musical performers of the contemporary era are in a real-life underground vs. mainstream battle, and the subterranean freaks might actually be winning. Die Antwoord picked a fight with Mother…

O’Grime Talks “Juice” Video: Pitbulls, Bitches, and Food Fetishes

Fiendin’ for O’Grime? Good .. ‘Cause L.Rey and Niko are back in the kitchen, fuckin’ with the fridge and cookin’ up an superpotent batch of promethazine-spiked “neo gothic trap” shit. The final product’s gonna be a mixtape called Fur Coats and Uzis. And it’s slated to hit streets in November…

Drake Graduates High School (Not Degrassi)

About four years after Jimmy Brooks graduated from Degrassi Community School, Aubrey Drake Graham can finally say he’s got a high school diploma. Without it, the Canadian superstar managed to have a successful child-acting and rap career. ‘Cause you don’t need basic algebra to hang with Lil Wayne, and you…