Kim Kardashian’s Doctor: Kanye West’s Baby in Danger From Divorce Stress

ADHD? Downs? Three nipples? Slurred speech? What damage is subpar NBA star Kris Humphries doing to Kayne West’s unborn baby? According to TMZ, Yeezy’s pregnant “perfect bitch,” Kim Kardashian, is mad stressed about her and estranged husband Humphries’s sluggish divorce proceedings. And during a recent house call, her personal doctor…

Ultra Music Festival 2013’s Weekend Two Is Officially Sold Out

Well, it finally happened. Tickets for weekend two of Ultra Music Festival 2013 have officially sold out. That means the possibility of a trip to Miami’s annual dance mecca is quickly slipping out of your slow-grabby reach. Yes, you still have a shot at purchasing weekend one tickets or six-day…

Five Reasons Lady Gaga Doesn’t Matter Anymore

Lady Gaga used to have it all. She had the most Twitter followers in the world. She had number-one single after number-one single. And she had a legion of obsessively adoring fans at her every beck and call. Well, she probably still has those Little Monsters. But in a lot…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

We’re almost done with the week, and we’re almost done with the first month of 2013. How much have you gotten done so far? Alright, forget that question. How much have you partied so far? Not enough, right? Cool … Well, there’s loads of great music coming ’round the bend…

Rick Ross Shooting: Police Release 911 Calls

Like a gangsta, Rick Ross has kept (mostly) silent since escaping a would-be assassin’s 20-bullet barrage on Las Olas Boulevard. His only comment: A freestyle “wishing death on you niggas.” Meanwhile, the City of Fort Lauderdale Police Department continues to pore over surveillance video from the crime scene, seeking leads…

Rick Ross Shooting: Rapper Hires 24-Hour Armed Security Team

Not long after becoming the target of a foiled drive-by murder plot, Rick Ross issued a musical warning seemingly directed at his would-be assassins: “Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe.” “Wishing death on you niggas, we never see eye to eye,” Ross roars on the track. “Somehow I pray for you…

Chris Brown Turns to Jesus, Frank Ocean Wants to Press Charges

Chris Brown’s “not working on negativity” anymore. Instead, the Grammy-nominated hothead says he’s turning to Jesus and Michael Jackson for inspiration to help get him through his latest public display of douchebaggery: Sunday’s parking lot scuffle with Frank Ocean. However, Brown may also need his lawyer. Reuters reports that Ocean…

Kat Stacks Supports Dream Act! Supergroupie Tweet-Chatting With Undocumented Youth

Transformed by her time behind bars, Kat Stacks (née Andrea Herrera) has apparently become a social activist. Freed three weeks ago from a Louisiana immigration detention center after being locked up for over 24 months, the Miami-Dade resident, Venezuelan native, notorious supergroupie, and former Tootsie’s Cabaret stripper claims to have…

Rick Ross Shooting: A Twitter Timeline

Forget a big booty ho. All Rick Ross wants for his birthday are some goddamn answers. The b-day Bawse — Ross turns 37 today — and an unidentified female companion were allegedly heading east on Las Olas Boulevard at around 5 a.m. this morning near 15th Avenue in Fort Lauderdale,…

Atrasolis Talks New Control Tower EP, Haters, and the Miami Scene

All passengers looking for a dope-ass ride to the heart of the dance floor, please proceed to the gate. Luis Crucet might be one of the friendliest faces among Miami’s up-and-coming DJs and producers, and he’s got a new treat for everyone who’s ever supported his funky yet aggressive style…

Chris Brown Punches Frank Ocean Over Parking Spot

It’d been a while since Chris Brown acted up. But it’s Grammy season, and that means Breezy’s in fight mode! According to TMZ, Brown allegedly “jumped” R&B crooner Frank Ocean last night outside of Westlake Studio in Los Angeles after the Grammy-nominated Odd Future crewman reportedly blocked Breezy from exiting…