Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

We’re almost done with the week, and we’re almost done with the first month of 2013. How much have you gotten done so far? Alright, forget that question. How much have you partied so far? Not enough, right? Cool … Well, there’s loads of great music coming ’round the bend…

Rick Ross Shooting: Police Release 911 Calls

Like a gangsta, Rick Ross has kept (mostly) silent since escaping a would-be assassin’s 20-bullet barrage on Las Olas Boulevard. His only comment: A freestyle “wishing death on you niggas.” Meanwhile, the City of Fort Lauderdale Police Department continues to pore over surveillance video from the crime scene, seeking leads…

Rick Ross Shooting: Rapper Hires 24-Hour Armed Security Team

Not long after becoming the target of a foiled drive-by murder plot, Rick Ross issued a musical warning seemingly directed at his would-be assassins: “Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe.” “Wishing death on you niggas, we never see eye to eye,” Ross roars on the track. “Somehow I pray for you…

Chris Brown Turns to Jesus, Frank Ocean Wants to Press Charges

Chris Brown’s “not working on negativity” anymore. Instead, the Grammy-nominated hothead says he’s turning to Jesus and Michael Jackson for inspiration to help get him through his latest public display of douchebaggery: Sunday’s parking lot scuffle with Frank Ocean. However, Brown may also need his lawyer. Reuters reports that Ocean…

Kat Stacks Supports Dream Act! Supergroupie Tweet-Chatting With Undocumented Youth

Transformed by her time behind bars, Kat Stacks (née Andrea Herrera) has apparently become a social activist. Freed three weeks ago from a Louisiana immigration detention center after being locked up for over 24 months, the Miami-Dade resident, Venezuelan native, notorious supergroupie, and former Tootsie’s Cabaret stripper claims to have…

Rick Ross Shooting: A Twitter Timeline

Forget a big booty ho. All Rick Ross wants for his birthday are some goddamn answers. The b-day Bawse — Ross turns 37 today — and an unidentified female companion were allegedly heading east on Las Olas Boulevard at around 5 a.m. this morning near 15th Avenue in Fort Lauderdale,…

Atrasolis Talks New Control Tower EP, Haters, and the Miami Scene

All passengers looking for a dope-ass ride to the heart of the dance floor, please proceed to the gate. Luis Crucet might be one of the friendliest faces among Miami’s up-and-coming DJs and producers, and he’s got a new treat for everyone who’s ever supported his funky yet aggressive style…

Chris Brown Punches Frank Ocean Over Parking Spot

It’d been a while since Chris Brown acted up. But it’s Grammy season, and that means Breezy’s in fight mode! According to TMZ, Brown allegedly “jumped” R&B crooner Frank Ocean last night outside of Westlake Studio in Los Angeles after the Grammy-nominated Odd Future crewman reportedly blocked Breezy from exiting…

Rihanna’s Top Ten Pics, Smoking Weed and Being Sexy

While looking through Bad Girl Ri Ri’s Instagram gallery, we came to the conclusion that Def Jam’s Barbadian princess should just be real and change her name to #Rijuana. This chick don’t need to wait till 4:20. She just wakes and bakes while dressed in some expensive lingerie. Or an…

Ultra Europe Announces Phase 2 Lineup: Afrojack and Hardwell

Ultra Music Festival loves theatrics. We’re all sitting here, biting our nails to find out about Phase 2 lineup. And finally … Today is the day! UMF organizers are happy to announce the addition of Afrojack and Hardwell to the list of headliners performing at this year’s Ultra Europe in…

Crescendos Piano Bar Closes, Final Party Tomorrow Night

Although we may have been spared the Mayan apocalypse, this Saturday night will mark the end of the world for Crescendos Piano Bar. The news of the closure of the Lincoln Road lounge located at the Ritz-Carlton came as unexpected as the fifty-degree weather that we woke up to this…