Gramps Hosting Jimbo’s 86th Birthday

It was, according to Esquire, one of America’s best bars. And closer to home, it served New Times’ favorite smoked fish for nearly six decades. These days, however, Jimbo’s is little more than a grassy plot of vacant land on Virginia Key. But the bait shop and seaside speakeasy’s legacy…

Mark McGrath Abandons Ship, Cancels Nineties Nostalgia Cruise

Every morning, there’s a halo hanging from the corner of our girlfriend’s four post bed. Today, it’s soiled in sadness because Mark McGrath, lead singer of Sugar Ray and former Extra co-host, has canceled his Nineties Nostalgia cruise. Scheduled to depart from Miami in October, the ‘Mark McGrath and Friends’…

Rick Ross Safe in New York City, Gets 24-Hour NYPD Protection

Of the over 8.2 million permanent inhabitants of New York City, and the nearly 51 million international and domestic tourists who visit each year, only one pinguo from Miami has around-the-clock protection from the city’s finest, the NYPD. That man is Rick Ross. According to TMZ (via Hip-Hop Wired), New…

Kanye West: “I Am Walt Disney. I Am Steve Jobs.”

Oh, Kanye… Mr. Kim Kardashian-in-waiting was performing at a show in France on Monday night when the Chicago MC decided to proverbially blow himself on stage, shooting a heavy load of arrogance from his cocky mouth and into the collective face of an unsuspecting Parisian crowd. “There’s no motherfuckin’ awards…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Whatchu want? Whatchu need? We got you, mang. You looking for something to get you pumped up and raging? Or do you want something that’ll bring you down and chill you out? Oh, you want something that’s gonna make you feel all crazy inside and jump around? How about just…

Pitbull Beats Lindsay Lohan Lawsuit, Defends First Amendment

When she’s not appearing in a Los Angeles County criminal courtroom, Lindsay Lohan can be found filing frivolous lawsuits in the state of New York. And for nearly two years, the most frivolous of suits has been the grievance filed against Miami’s Pitbull for his use of “disparaging” and “defamatory”…

Lil Wayne on War With Miami Heat: “I Don’t Apologize”

Lil Wayne ain’t sorry. Just a few minutes ago, the Young Money maniac called up 99 Jamz’s Felisha Monet to discuss his war with the Miami Heat and his now-infamous taunt: “Fuck LeBron! Fuck She-Wade!… And, and, and I fucked Chris Bosh wife!” But when Ms. Monet confronted Weezy about…