Ever rocked so hard that you blacked out, puked last week’s hot lunch, and woke up 666 hours later feeling like your skull just got fucked in outer space by a gang of so-called interglactic mutant overlords? Well, then you’ve probably never purchased tickets for the disgusting, otherworldy freakshow known…
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From ballads to ballots … Earlier this year, Marc Anthony appeared in a Latinos for Obama video, encouraging Hispanics to back Barack’s reelection bid. And over the last seven months, the soulful salsero has increasingly poured his energy into the president’s reelection bid, shifting his focus from music to politics…
Oh, no … They don’t need no lovin’, no respect. ‘Cause it’s all about the sex. Even though the dudes of Mötley Crüe have all reached that advanced age when it often becomes necessary to pop a little blue pill if you wanna rock a long, strong, and sustained erection,…
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ShipRocked 2012, the world’s heaviest heavy music cruise, just got even heavier. ‘Cause Korn and six other brutally rocking bands have been added to the already massive lineup. “I did a cruise last year DJing as J Devil,” Korn’s Jonathan Davis says, “and it was a fucking blast — such…
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No one ever thought Jorge Herrera, a skinny Ecuadorian kid from New York City, would amount to much. But for two decades, the founder and lead singer of The Casualties has led his rowdy band of hooligans around the world, inspiring kids to stand up and fight the system. One…
The Dallas, Texas blog-turned-label French Express can do no wrong right now. Hotly-tipped artists on the young roster, like Jonas Rathsman, Perseus and Moon Boots, are stirring up a nu-disco storm in clubland. But the label’s undisputed star is Chris Malinchak, an NYC-based producer with a gift for retro-futurist disco…
Are you having trouble managing your mustache amid the humidity of hurricane season? Your new gurus are coming to town in the form of Bear in Heaven, owners of indie’s most fecund upper lips. Have you been wanting to sing along with Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend,” but needed someone…
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London has been a major electronic dance music hub since the rave boom of the late ’80s. And when it comes to London house and techno parties with an authentic underground ethos, the name Secretsundaze reigns supreme. Launched by DJ-producers Giles Smith and James Priestly, the party has been going…
We’re officially balls-deep into summer and everyone is covered in a thin film of uncomfortable sweat. But despite the already-oppressive temps, Grand Central is turning up the heat. The Downtown Miami hangout just added three killer new shows to its end-of-summer and early-fall concert schedule, kicking things off with England’s…
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Tanlines at Bardot July 19
Crocodiles at the Vagabond July 20
LCD Soundsystem’s Shut Up and Play the Hits Release Party at Grand Central July 21
Toadies and Helmet at Revolution Live July 25
Is that the sound of a 68-year-old screaming to the tune of the CSI: Miami theme song? Well, yeah. And you know what that means … Legendary rock ‘n’ roll band The Who has just announced another arena road trip — The Quadrophenia and Classics tour — a two-leg, 36-show…
Kevin Saunderson didn’t just invent Detroit techno as part of the legendary Belleville Three with Juan Atkins and Derrick May. He also perfected the techno hit, catapulting the seminal D-Town sound across the Atlantic and onto the dancefloors of Europe, where rave culture was about to explode in the late…
When Tanlines’ Jesse Cohen and Eric Emm bring their catchy, danceable pop to Bardot on Thursday, it’s a given they’ll be playing latest single, “All of Me.” The song is an earworm and the video, directed by The Mighty Boosh’s Julian Barrett, has its own very odd dance. So does…
Beyond all the hype, there’s a reason the UK’s Crosstown Rebels is currently the most lauded underground electronic dance music label in the world — number one on Resident Advisor’s prestigious poll. The label takes chances on artists of substance, with authentic voices and stories to tell — timeless music…
