Concert Review: 3 Inches of Blood and the Black Dahlia Murder

Hate Eternal, 3 Inches of Blood, and the Black Dahlia Murder Wednesday, January 23, 2008 The Culture Room, Ft. Lauderdale Better Than:Oh, making offerings to false metal gods? The Review:It’s always a reassuring sign when, after driving almost an hour in torrential rain, one is greeted at a venue’s entrance…

Ali Campbell Quits UB40

I’m not sure how a band like UB40 can start having irreconcilable differences after almost 30 years of reggae bliss, but British band, UB40 is parting ways with its lead singer, Ali Campbell. According to this story, Campbell says he’s been upset with the band’s management for awhile and couldn’t…

Ghislain Poirier

Montreal DJ/producer Ghislain Poirier is known for remixing songs from artists like Lady Sovereign and Lil Mama to excellent effect; his mix of the latter’s “Lip Gloss” is particularly charming. His original compositions usually feature Canadian MCs, and No Ground Under is no different. But the disc is more about…

Sebastian Bach

Say what you will about his hair-metal pedigree. Talk dismissively about his being firmly ensconced in the reality-TV wasteland (Supergroup, Celebrity Rap Superstar, I Married Sebastian Bach, etc.). The truth is, ex-Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach has a great fucking voice: a powerful, distinctive wail that’s typically the best aspect…

Wu-Tang Talks

On November 13, 2004, a jolt of anguish ran through the hip-hop nation: Russell Jones was dead. The rapper known as Ol’ Dirty Bastard (also Ason Unique, Dirt McGirt, Big Baby Jesus, etc.), one of the most beloved members of Wu-Tang Clan, was found lifeless in the group’s Manhattan recording…

Spyro Gyra

It’s not really album sales that propel a band into the annals of jazz history. No, it’s usually a steady fan base, good recordings, and a solid live show. It doesn’t really matter what kind of jazz is played, as long as it is honest and on the money. Spyro…

Map of the Universe

Ladies and gentlemen, this local trio is floating in space. Its tripped-out sound is a rare, galactic union of Pavement-style power-chord grit, hooky postpunk, and cerebral, swirly shoegaze. Although the band formed in 2005, the members each boast a Miami rock pedigree. Vocalist/guitarist Ivan Marchena and drummer Ed Artigas previously…

Bobby “Blue” Bland

Bobby “Blue” Bland is anything but. He doesn’t play soul-rending slide guitar; he doesn’t wail away on the blues harp; he doesn’t even play an instrument. All he has is his voice, but that voice is one to make the ladies swoon and the men falter. The excitement offered up…

The Pan-American Dream

With a head of dreads neatly pinned back and a golden brown complexion, local MC Ephniko has heard all kinds of guesses about his origins. “It’s like folks can say ‘I’m white’ or ‘I’m Asian’ or whatever, but me, I’m just ethnic,” the 28-year-old explains over an ice-cold Corona. His…

Wyclef Jean

In a recent interview, Wyclef Jean summed up, in just a few words, the very thing fans both admire and abhor about the former Fugee. Bubbling over with understandable enthusiasm for Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs of an Immigrant, the star-studded sequel (of sorts) to his 1997 solo debut, Clef couldn’t…

This Ain’t No Love Boat

Hear the one about those Time-Life commercials coming to life? Well, here it is: Vince Neil’s Motley Cruise, as disgusting, wrinkled, and leather-pants-clad as they come. If you’re not getting a case of the heebie-jeebies just yet, you will. Or hell, maybe you’re into this — I’m not one to…

Caviar Dreams

Irrational exuberance is so widespread in hip-hop right now that Alan Greenspan might freak out — if he understood rap lyrics. There are no two ways about it: Hip-hop sales stink. Album sales dropped 30 percent in 2007, a figure that includes digital downloads. And ringtones, which have given folks…

It’s Still Not Ironic

Alanis, this is your time to shine. That whole Jagged Little Pill thing was just a fluke, even if it did give us the greatest moment of meta-irony — your song “Ironic” — ever to be recorded. Despite the nearly boundless sarcastic joy that little ditty brought to music critics…

Take It Off, Please

I’m married. Is it cheating if I get a lap dance?” asks Mary, a plain 34-year-old with tight curly hair slicked back into a short ponytail. “I don’t know,” I reply. “How would you feel about your husband getting a lap dance? “If my man wasn’t touching anything while he…

Sick of It All

The frenetic pace of hardcore, the combination of outrage and adrenaline, isn’t conducive to longevity. Fact is, most punkers mellow as they age. They take “real” jobs, get married, have kids — in other words, they become the people they hated when they were young and raging. This didn’t happen…

Joe Nice

Joe Nice’s, well, niceness has helped put him and the dubstep genre he loves on the American electronic dance music map. It’s a bass-driven, dub-reggae-influenced mutation of the mostly London-outskirts-produced style of dance music known as garage (rhymes with carriage). The prototypical herky-jerky dubstep beat sounds like an early hip-hop…

Social Klash

Well, we’re at a point now where indie rock comes in many guises and with a lot of unexpected musical influences. Nothing wrong with a little diversity, right? Miami group Social Klash throws every sonic inspiration imaginable into the music blender on its debut album, Plastic Love, and frappés it…

Latest Local Fixation… Black Tide!

I can’t believe I haven’t written about these kiddies before, but I’ll fix that soon. Black Tide are four guys from Miami who are garnering major buzz for their crunching, amped-up, old-school kinda thrashy metal sound. They’ve already got a deal with Interscope, and they’re currently touring Europe with Avenged…

Village Voice’s 35th Annual Pazz & Jop Poll is Online

In case you missed it, this year’s edition of the Village Voice’s “Pazz and Jop” poll is online. It’s an annual roundup of a bunch of music critic’s top-ten lists for the preceding year. For this big-deal anniversary edition, 577 critics responded. Jonathan Cunningham (music editor of the Broward-Palm Beach…

Concert Review: Sofia at Harold Golen Gallery

Sofia January 19, 2008 Harold Golen Gallery Better Than:Tiesto’s faux “progressive” electronic beats Nowadays a lot of electronic music has very little to do with the genre’s original theories of sound experimentation. During its initial stages, weird, non-melodic tonalities ruled the day. For instance, Fifties artists such as Louis and…

Concert Review: Marilyn Manson at the Fillmore Miami Beach

Marilyn Manson January 20, 2008 The Fillmore Miami Beach Better Than: You can imagine. Only a dingbat or a dolt doesn’t dig Marilyn Manson. Really. I mean, unless you’ve absolutely no sense of humor, let alone sense of the absurd, or you believe rock shouldn’t come from a loud place,…