Full Schedule for Afro Roots World Music Festival 2011

Can you hear that slow-building beat rumbling through the streets? It doesn’t matter whether you’re downtown, over in the Design District, or holed up in the Grove. There’s no avoiding it … You can feel it in your feet, your knees, and your gut. For the 13th year in a…

Semi Precious Weapons Afterparty at Mansion Tonight

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Excuse us for all the Lagy Gaga coverage, but you know how it is … Big popstar comes into town and the whole city comes to a standstill.Our sources have told us Gaga’s actually been hanging out in Miami since Sunday, with she and her crew staying at a…

Lady Gaga Needs Crazier Props and We Have Five Suggestions

​Everybody’s favorite glam guidette isn’t Snooki, it’s Lady Gaga. The Italian-American princess continues to force parents into explaining things like disco sticks to their five year olds. Sure, Gaga’s always less than boring. But sometimes, she’s just so ridiculous that we don’t even have the energy to “get it.”Still, Mother…

Best of Miami 2011 Readers’ Poll Now Open

After a brutal recession, Miami’s corpse has reanimated itself into something that’s hungry for BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSS!, er, a comeback. Sure, this zombie smells a little rotten and moves a bit slowly, but soon enough there will be an army taking over. No government-enforced quarantine will keep it down.Every good zombie takeover…

Eight Great Songs by Seven Fake Bands

Who’s the greatest fictional group of all time? Is it Erie, Pennsylvania’s The Wonders or Doug Funnie’s favorite band The Beets? What about The California Raisins, the claymation cover band originally molded to advertise the California Raisin Advisory Board? They were pretty sweet in their heyday, even landed an animated…

South Florida DJs Love Japan at Hollywood North Beach Park This Sunday

We don’t need to remind you of the terrible ordeals currently facing the nation of Japan. The March 11 earthquake and subsequent tsunami destroyed large sections of the island’s northeastern coast, leaving tens of thousands dead or missing. And as if that wasn’t catastrophic enough, workers are still desperately attempting…

Girl Talk Announces Second Gig at the Fillmore Miami Beach May 20

A month and a half ago, hyperkinetic copyright prankster and Illegal Art label boss Girl Talk (AKA Greg Gillis) revealed that he was “extending his pheremone-soaked North American spree by scheduling another 38 sweaty encounters, including a gig at the Fillmore Miami Beach May 19.” Immediately, all the little hipsters…

Sweat Records Robbed… Again

Jesus H. Christ! Perhaps it’s about time that Sweat Records owner Lauren Reskin called upon a santero to do a limpieza (washing) at the store. It has been stricken with bad luck since its inception. From hurricanes to AC failures to robberies, Sweat has seen it all.So is it any…

Set Times for Sweatstock 2011

Are you ready to go psycho with Sweat Records, Panic Bomber, and the other 35 local noise fiends set to invade the Little Haiti record shop, its parking lot, and the entirety of the Churchill’s Pub complex in t-minus five days? Well, we here at Crossfade have already started stashing…

Rakontur Recruits DJ Le Spam to Score Its New Doc Square Grouper

There are certain things that are quintessentially Miami, like cafecitos at a board meeting and a doctor sporting a guayabera. Now add Rakontur Media Studio’s rapidly expanding library of South Florida-focused documentaries to that running list. For over a decade, director Billy Corben and producer Alfred Spellman have built their…

Ten Reasons to Love Ricky Martin

It almost seems superfluous to tell you that we’re fans of Ricky Martin. Almost. Because we can’t seem to get enough of Ricky. And we know you can’t either. Because sometimes long articles might be hard to digest. And because these quick and easy lists let us have a bit…