Five Questions with Beings’ Beatriz Monteavaro

South Florida artists wear many hats and no one wears them better than Beatriz Monteavaro. A darling in the contemporary visual art scene, Monteavaro’s revered as a living legend by fans of sludge-pop-metal outfit Floor. And her current band, Beings is gaining great momentum at both the local and national…

Take English Classes (Literally) With Girl Talk

Did you get the memo, bro? Manic mashup maestro Girl Talk wants to party with Miami … Two times! But before we buy our tickets, slip into something uncomfortable, and suck back a six-pack of Red Bull, Mr. Talk would like us all to take a timeout and learn to…

Deniz Kurtel Takes Over at the Electric Pickle April 29

The international EDM community is a major sausage fest. But there’s no denying that women are on the rise. Over the last few years, DJ-producers such as Anja Schneider, Cassy, Nina Kraviz, Maya Janes Coles, and Steffi have been challenging the norm with their own chart-topping output and headlining performances…

Five Awesomest Weed-Smoking Musicians Ever in Honor of 4/20

We all wanna be rock stars. But really, the only thing most of us have in common with our favorite famous musicians is an overflowing love of that sweet magic weed known as cannabis sativa. The real rock stars smoke the good stuff, though, and we smoke the cheap shit…

Teen Prodigy Tony Madruga at the Van Dyke Cafe This Thursday

Most children hate piano lessons when they are forced upon them by overambitious parents. And sometimes, children in musical households don’t necessarily follow mom and dad into music. But neither of these scenarios was the case with Pembroke Pines’ Tony Madruga. Learning the piano at the age of five, Madruga…

Ramadanman Talks Bass, Britney Spears, and the Commercialization of Dubstep

London DJ-producer and Hessle Audio label chief Ramadanman (AKA David Kennedy) was schooled during dubstep’s first wave and he has since become one of the most recognized names on the international scene.Last year’s invitation to spearhead a new installment of Fabric’s prestigious compilation series with FabricLive56 is testament to both…

Sweatstock 2011 With Panic Bomber, Beings, and Others, April 16

Sweatstock 2011 With Panic Bomber, Beings, Lil Daggers, Little Beard, Furious Dudes, and Others Sweat Records and Churchill’s Pub, Miami Saturday, April 16, 2011 Better Than: Loitering in a Walmart parking lot for 19 hours. Now despite the fact that the vast majority of America’s music consumers prefer to procure…

Beatles vs. Rolling Stones at Van Dyke Cafe April 25

Who would win a bare-knuckle cage fight between Ringo Starr and Keith Richards? We’re not sure. Richards has survived every narcotic known to man, and Ringo is the greatest pop music drummer ever. We’re pretty sure they’d just punch each other in the face till they ran out of breath,…

Ten Photo Highlights From Sweatstock 2011

You were stoked. You woke up at dawn. You showered. You sipped a cup of spiked coffee. You slipped into your best vintage Black Flag tee. And then you crashed the Sweatstock gates at precisely 10 a.m., kicking off Sweat Records’ second annual miniature music festival in honor of Record…

Assholeparade Charges Into Churchill’s Pub April 22

If Shakespeare got it right and brevity is indeed the soul of wit, then Assholeparade’s Student Ghetto Violence is some Poor Richard’s Almanack-level shit. Issued back in 2000, Student is the closest thing the Gainesville five-piece has to a definitive release, cobbling together pieces from singles, tapes, and other ephemera…

Space Between Words’ Laser Light Show at Bardot

To some, laser light shows are like watching a Windows 95 screensaver on repeat for an hour. Those people are, clearly, not high. The tokers and tab-droppers of the world, meanwhile, know that laser shows are awesome and come second only to peanut butter-marshmallow-banana sandwiches. But at garage-y local band…

Lil Daggers Survive the South and Slide Deep Into Slave Exchange

The American interstate system is a dangerous maze, riddled with death traps and dead ends. Of course, there’s the always-imminent threat of being maimed (or worse) in a fiery, 27-car pileup disaster. But you’re also prime prey for recreational road-ragers, random rest stop ambushes, and catastrophic heart failure due to…

Go Get Lost at PAX Miami, Calle Ocho’s Newest Secret Spot

After a quick trip to El Gato Tuerto and a few games of pool at El Primer Molino Rojo, you’re headed for this new music joint called Performing Arts Exchange, or PAX. You’ve got the street address. You’ve Google-mapped it. And you’re cruising down Calle Ocho with the windows down…

Five Great Buys for Tomorrow’s Record Store Day at Sweat Records

We’ve talked non-stop about Sweatstock 2011 and all the bands playing tomorrow. But let’s not forget, the reason Sweat Records is throwing this whole shindig is in celebration of Record Store Day — and the store’s anniversary.What’s Record Store Day? In 2007, it started as a way to get people…