Slick Rick Survival Gear for the Ruler’s September 24 Show at Eve

Immigration’s off his back. And that nasty attempted murder charge … Chalk it under pardoned. Not only is Slick Rick on top of the world, he’s straight touring it. The Ruler’s Back, bitches! So Let’s Get Crazy. Charlotte, Salt Lake City, the dude’s been everywhere. And later this month, the “Liberace of…

Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl’s Manatee Mascot Picks a 12-Pack Playlist

​In honor of the fourth Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl, we caught up with the event’s beer-drinking manatee mascot. And he picked out a tasty 12-pack playlist perfect for a sweetly simple ride from the Beach, across the Venetian Causeway into downtown. Named Miami New Times’ Best Urban Bike Ride…

Was Beyoncé’s Baby Bump a Hoax?

Remember when you found out the awful truth about Milli Vanilli? How did we ever recover from learning that neither of those super-’90s hunks on stage could actually sing? After we learned the real Milli Vanilli was a couple of average-looking old guys, could we ever believe in popular music…

Janet Jackson Announces December 5 Show at the Fillmore Miami Beach

Gary, Indiana’s favorite wardrobe malfunction is bringing her pasties to South Beach. Early this morning, Crossfade received a very excited press release from New Times Best Flack 2011 winner Woody Graber. The subject line simply read, “JANET JACKSON @ THE FILLMORE,” followed by the most exclamation points we’ve ever seen…

Maceo Plex’s Top Five Miami Rave Classics

If you’re at all in the loop of what’s been going on in the international EDM underground this year, then there’s little chance you’ve missed the meteoric rise of producer Eric Estornel, AKA Maceo Plex. And if you attended the now-legendary 2011 edition of Crosstown Rebels’ Get Lost party during…

Mayer Hawthorne Talks Beautiful Women, Motown, and Yacht Rock

​Mayer Hawthorne is a Michigan-bred dude with a genuinely soulful sound. Undoubtedly, Motown influenced the young singer’s timeless melodies. His falsetto vocals can sometimes sound straight out of 1971. But this producer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist is making original tracks on Peanut Butter Wolf’s Stones Throw label in 2011. Hawthorne will…

Oily Bods and Beach Balls at Lords South Beach’s Cabana Boy Pool Party

There’s nothing better than strapping on your Speedo, soaking up some rays, and getting a little tipsy in the plunge pool at “an appropriately oriented hotel” like Lords South Beach while oily bods and beach balls fly around willy-nilly. As Lords itself proclaims, that’s the kind of “fun, posh, friendly,…

Top Five Most Annoying Pop Star Pets

​The only thing more annoying than pop stars and their lavish lifestyles … The lavish lifestyles of their freaking pets. Yeah, while plebs like us spend our downtime shuffling kitty litter that sears our nostrils and looking for Junior’s lost hamster at 4 a.m., fat cats, excuse us, fat dogs,…

Wyclef Jean at Sun Life Stadium, September 3

Wyclef Jean Sun Life Stadium September 3, 2011 Better Than: Being president of Haiti. Or at least, that’s what Wyclef tells himself. The last Super Saturday concert I went to after a Florida Marlins game at Sun Life Stadium, the lead singer of KC and The Sunshine Band pulled out…

Langerado Music Festival 2011 Canceled

In March, the Langerado Music Festival announced its return after a long two-year abscence, exclaiming, “the wait is officially over.” Backed by Florida’s Boros Entertainment and Austin’s C3 Presents, there was hope that Langerado could avoid being sunk — as it had in 2009 — by “‘sluggish ticket sales,’ and…