Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel Miami 2012 Scheduled for March 23

Browsing Swedish House Mafia’s social media pages is kinda like trying to decode the ravings of schizophrenic fist-pumper on bad acid. Earlier this week, we here at Crossfade mentioned that Axwell, Steve Angello, and Sebastian Ingrosso “will returning to Miami for another shot of late-March madness,” otherwise known as Masquerade…

Deadmau5’s New Year’s Day Pool Party at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach

Deadmau5’s New Year’s Day Pool Party With Stephan Luke, Troy Kurtz, and Damaged Goods Fontainebleau Miami Beach Sunday, December 1, 2012 Better Than: A night without a jillion jiggawatts of bass. Trillion dollar hotel, international DJs, good-looking people getting wild and out of control? Whatever. Nothing beats standing in front…

Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel Returns to Miami for 2012

In exactly one day, 20 hours, and 30 minutes, Swedish House Mafia’s Axwell, Steve Angello, and Sebastian Ingrosso will stop being so fucking cryptic and finally reveal the details for the 2012 edition of their Masquerade Motel party in Miami. The inaugural installment of SHM’s semi-annual dance music experience took…

Miami’s Six Best New Year’s Eve Parties at Strip Clubs

Welcome to the Magic City, an amazing land of endless titties, 100-foot brass poles, full friction, free buffets, and VIP champagne rooms that (almost) never close. That’s right … We’re spending New Year’s Eve at the strip club. So grab those crumpled dollar bills stashed under the mattress. Break out…

A New Year’s Eve TV Guide for Proud Homebodies and Couch Potatoes

VIP this, general admission that … New Year’s Eve is totally overrated. Why deal with hoards of drunk buffoons sporting ridiculously goofy 2012 sunglasses, overpriced prix-fixe menu options, and endless DUI checkpoints when you can slip into your Forever Lazy and ring in the New Year from your fallout shelter…